Winchester, Ontario Mug
A small town between Ottawa and Morrisburg, Population approx. 2,500 If you are fortunate enough to of been born in town its most likely that your surname is Durant, Holmes or Fawcett The main employer of the town is Ault Foods which is a dairy plant that masks the entire town with a smell of rotten farts that will make you gag & puke much like after eating a meal at the Country Kitchen. The other jobs offered are selling illegal Indian cigarettes, producing & selling Meth or collecting a disability pension. The town really comes to life at night time after all the stores are closed at 2pm and the sun sets which brings out all the unemployables. Which start their way of funding their habits by stealing anything that isn't chained down in yards or breaking into cars and tool sheds. The downtown core consits of old crumpling buildings with FOR RENT signs on them owned by citidiot land lords, as any new business that opens is immediatly rejected if isn't owned by a local. The main hobbies of locals are getting stupidly drunk, complaining about the price of goods and services, having a coffee at Sutton's gossiping about whos cheating on their spouse and reminising about how great the town was 75 years ago. If you are a resident of Winchester make sure you never associate with anyone from near by Chesterville as Winchesterites believe they are superior over them. The town also prides itself on having the most people on welfare & disability this side of the St Lawerence!
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Customer Reviews
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!
I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant
Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
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this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
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This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image