Wifey mug
Wifey- adjective for NAIVE, DUMB,STUPID, girl who has no mind of her own and is only good for serving the needs of her "HUBBY" The wifey hands him over her paycheck, while he spends it on drinking with his boys and hitting up the clubs. While wifey, ever the housewife, sits at home blowing up his phone in between either breastfeeding, doing the dishes, or watching TV. The wifey is hella proud. She thinks everyone wants to be in her position and must brag about it on every social networking site ever. EXAMPLE: "Tomas's Wifey" "Wifey Material" When her man lets her out of the cage and let her go out she has to cling to him insecurely and PDAs are a must! "Just so dem bitches know who the "wifey" is." Too bad the smart females are laughing at what a dumb lil girl she really is! The wifey rarely lives out her dreams because unlike the smart Down Females she thinks being wifey is a fulltime job. She cuffed(another word for imprisonment) and pops out a few kids. She doesnt have friends because none of them compare to getting d*ck everynight & buying his clothes, paying his bills, and jumping to his other needs. The wifey will later regret this when she realizes shes working the same shitty retail job as she was in highschool and has no real friends. She has to call her man when she wakes up, goes to make coffee, takes a shoower, breathes, etc. if she doesnt live with him. And girls nights out are strictly or forbiden or "your just like the other hoes" Wifey ever so confident must believe everything he says and her phonebook just gets smaller and she is always lonely The wifey also believe popping out kids is like playing with barbie dolls so whenever her man brings up the idea the panties fly off and the legs open. Her man usually loves the idea of making the babys but when she starts packing on some pounds he dips to the club at night and strikes up a conversation with a down ass female who could get higher then a 16 on her ACTs. So girls use your brains and be a down ass female!! Being a wifey is so overrated and you will just get fcuked over when your man realizes you only good for popping out babyS!!
The Urban Dictionary Mug
- Glossy ceramic, 11 oz
- Vivid artwork fused into the finish, not a vinyl decal
- Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Word on front, definition on back
- Approximately 3.8" tall
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
Customer Reviews
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The fact you guys make custom mugs is the most hilarious yet smartest thing ever, thank you so much I'm definitely gonna collect these and chuckle at the crazy words/terms only I will understand the depth of! 😂
Nice, but I need the “Reservation Dogs” version of “Aho!”
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Perfect Mug My CPacket mug arrived perfectly with the definition of that skid
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What is there to say? It's a mug, with a word in front and the definition in back. Nicely done!
This will be the perfect gift this winter! It even came in a nice little box. The mug seems to be of good quality. It was a bit pricy, got to be honest, but it’ll be very well received.
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The mug is just the right size, and the graphics are awesome!
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Would have like the entire cup with purple color. Not just the part with the slogan. It's a nice cup!
Wow! Outstanding mug! I strive to be swoogish one day
It was fantastic very good quality.
Was purchased as a gift . Very well received . Easy ordering . Arrived earlier than predicted.excellent quality. Would recommend to friends and family and will definitely order again in the future.
The mug I ordered came in perfect shape In a box obviously designed for safe shipping. Quality is beautiful and is exactly as described. Thank you!
ABSOLUTE ART WORK!!!!! This is literally the best mug in the world. My entire family has one (wife, 2 daughters, and 3 sons). I would definitely recommend and place it as a mounoment.
Hilarious, I couldn't help but burst out loud in laughter.... !!!