waldorfian Mug
If you fit 8 or more of the following, you are a waldorfian. What's a waldorfian?... a person who: lives in or around Waldorf, Maryland. wears nike air max goadomes aka NIKEBOOTS (jim jones got em on when he puts his feet up on the desk in the Wefly high video. Fat Joe and other NY niggas wear em too). cuts the edge of their jeans. wears new balance 992s laced 3 holes (4 max). wears a north face. listens to Go-Go heavily, and cant stop, like heroine. claims DC or PG as much as they can. beets they feet to all kinds of music. is not proud of where they live. dresses like a skater/"white boy". wears vans because of the song. buys a yamaha because little wayne has one. gets tattoos that little wayne has. wants to be little wayne. wears fake bape purchased at the local market or took a trip to georgetown. is a hardcore swagger jacker. thinks that fly is notmatching (girls). buys tickets to high school football games to hang out on the fence. returns to their former high school after they've graduated to pick up 16 yr old girls, because college girls are too hard to get. copies all of their words and style and actions from DC niggas. wear thermals because jim jones has one. start little mini gangs and beat up other mini gangs. smokes green in school and doesn't get caught. hangs out at the st. chuck mall. hates white people. wants a caprice or impala ss but cant tell the difference. steals from upperclass white people stores. gets kicked out of the mall for being black. goes to as many gogos they can just to start a wreck. tries to be fly as shyt. goes to school just for the bitches. lives with their mother at age 26, dates a high school girl, and is apparently, on his "Grown Man Shit". is not quite old enough to drive, but is also on his Grown Man Shyt because he was hired by Wendy's. has glow in the dark neon hair (girls). thinks she's a hunnie just because she hangs with a crew (girls). starts a gogo band out of nowhere..very few of them are good. makes a myspace account just to hate on some other people (girls). ...list goes on forever.. but its ok to be a waldorfian..it aint where you from its where you at..as Rakim said. and if you from waldorf you obviously go hard.. Waldorf stand up. But don't look at me, i'm from kansas.
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Love love love it! Customer service gave me a coupon, let me know that I had to revise the definition when too long, and overall super helpful.
Nice Mug my second Mug. A little staining or photo graphic stain on the side of the cup and shown in the picture. As a result I cannot give a 5 Star Review.
The snarky message on the mug always gets big laughs from guests so I'm now using it as my go-to bourbon glass
Love the coffee mug. Would have been nice to see who had the word accepted into Urban Dictionary printed on the bottom of the mug. As I was the one. "Dusty Dawg" Other than that I love.
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This mug, much like a cursed relic unearthed from the depths of despair, embodies a cacophony of design flaws and manufacturing mishaps that make one wonder if it was birthed from the darkest corners of incompetence itself. From its deceptively promising exterior, which boasts a color scheme akin to a bruised banana left out in the sun for too long, to its handle that feels more like a medieval torture device designed to punish the unsuspecting hand that dares to grasp it, every aspect of this mug screams "regret." Its material, a sinister amalgamation of recycled nightmares and shattered dreams, leeches a flavor reminiscent of stale coffee mixed with the tears of disappointed souls into whatever liquid unfortunate enough to be poured within its cursed confines. The rim, jagged and uneven like the edge of a poorly forged blade, guarantees that each sip is a perilous journey fraught with the risk of lip lacerations and existential dread. And let us not forget the bottom of this vessel, where the manufacturer's logo is stamped with all the subtlety of a scarlet letter, branding the user as a victim of their own poor purchasing decisions for all eternity. Indeed, this mug serves as a stark reminder that sometimes, in the vast expanse of consumer goods, there exists a dark abyss where quality and utility fear to tread, leaving only disappointment and regret in their wake.
I think it’s funny and the quality is really good. Shipping was pretty fast too.
Arrived exactly on time( as projected) ;( beautiful blue color 💙 as specified) loving it ! ❤️
Loved the mug! It really suits me, my co-workers love it.
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Sent this to my crush now she has a restraining order on me!!!
Without this mug, my life was but a series of painful unfortunate events. Since it has come into my life, love has followed, joy has followed and dishonour has been disavowed. Sincerely. From the bottom of my heart. Thank you. Please keep up the good work and I hope everyone will find joy as I have one day.
I love the Duh Big Red Truck so much that I have a tattoo. So does my best friend. We’re in our 60s. Woot woot!
my mom (Mia) loves the mug you made it is amazing you made her day #girlboss
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We really like our cup!!!
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