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Veterans Memorial High School Mug

An amazing high school in Mission, Texas with crap tons of school spirit (especially during the football season) and possibly the only school in the world to have 9 freaking class periods a day. The teachers are quite good, some more extraordinary than others, like Mrs. Chapa, Mr. Alanis, and everyone's favorite, Mr. Danielson. Approximatively 98 percent of students are Hispanics, and the other 2 are Caucasian and a couple African Americans here and there. Our campus may not be as ghetto as Mission High, but we have our ghetto moments. Mrs. Mufasa (Our lovely principal) has a great mane of hair that anyone could set eyes upon, it even flows with her every step. The students see her once in a blue moon. We make, on average, decent grades, and we all usually have a good attitude. If your going to move here, you might have an alright time, just don't be a hoe. We all will know, we know all the chisme. There is hardly any Cliques, btw. Freshman- Poor guys, they ALWAYS get abused by the incoming sophomores, who somewhat want revenge for their previous year. Sophomore- Douchebags in the beginning of the year, but they eventually grow up and learn to act their age by the end of the year. Juniors- These are the hardworkers of the year, they just grew up and they haven't yet experienced senioritis. Seniors- They just DGAF by now. Diagnosed with senioritis with side effects of longing for SPI. Some are tripping balls at Conquest because they were lazy slackers in the past years.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Printed on-demand just for you
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
Every order personally reviewed

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love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!

michael m. Jun 27

WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY

Jenny P. Jun 27

WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!

Jenny P. Jun 27

I got morb’d

Morbiu S. Jun 27

This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!

kill m. Jun 26

This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled

Doop S. Jun 26
Review by Fay D.

Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!

Fay D. Jun 25
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Smaller than I expected for the price.

Susan . Jun 25
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i use my mug for sperm donation

Quandale Jun 24

10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?

Mike O. Jun 24

Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌

Juck F. Jun 24

My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.

Joseph M. Jun 23

it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy

help c. Jun 23

I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one

Giorgio G. Jun 23

i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me

quiinten G. Jun 23

Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!

Sponge B. Jun 23

fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!

Doran M. Jun 23
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Review by Darlene M.

The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.

Darlene M. Jun 23
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It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase

Morb i. Jun 22

After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.

Billy J. Jun 22
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