Urko custom mug
The epitome of what is ridiculous in the world, the word "Urko" describes a person that has done, is, will do or currently does 1 or more of the following: a) Has their mom fill out all of their college applications for them. b) Likes to do math problems with their father as a means of "bonding." c) Honestly believes they are good at basketball. d) Aims for their chest while ejaculating. e) Enjoys the taste of their own semen. f) Tries out ridiculous haircuts(ei. Fauhawk, buzzcut). g) Thinks they are good at shooting Bball even though everyone knows damn well they aren't. h) Has their mom read their high school reading to them because they can't do it alone i) Tells his mom that while they personally weren't drinking at the party, his closest friends (who happen to be with him at the time of confession) were. j) Is going to fail at any and every school function, and at life, but hasn't realized it yet. Anything that makes you want to scream in anger or cry in pity is what "Urko" is. Far and away the most unprestigious person to walk the face of the earth, and I believe that all that is wrong in the world is the consequence of his actions. I apologize to all for his existence. Note: All others in this dictionary praising those with the name Urko represent exactly what i'm talking about, and i can guarantee that they are all named Urko.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
- Glossy ceramic, 11 oz
- Vivid artwork fused into the finish, not a vinyl decal
- Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Approximately 3.8" tall
- Printed just for you. Before we print
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
Cute, simple, as advertised.
My great great great great great uncle’s dog’s daughter’s owner’s sister loved this mug. Must recomend!!!
Got this for my dog
As a Jolology major, I love my new mug!
It was for a friends 70th b-day. When we order it, it was going to come 2 day after the party. But we were so excited it came 3 days before his party. It was a big hit. Thank you.
I gave it as a gift and the recipient loved it. No indication where it was made, so maybe USA? That would be really nice, if so.
I appreciated the email asking if the content was correct. Excellent quality and attention to detail. Thank you!
its an incredible mug! i would recommend purchasing this awesome product!
Damonism and #Stolen Valor Coffee Mug These coffee mugs are rugged, solid, high quality and keep the liquids hotter, longer. The definitions of both mugs are spot-on! I will definitely by more. Great work Urban Dictionary!
why is this a real thing? AND YA'LL ACTING LIKE IT'S NORMAL!?
I really like the mug, but I thought I had ordered the all pink one. What came was a white with a block of pink with "Fubar" written on it.
the only reason why i care about humanity this mug is the reason why i believe humanity deserves a second chance, even after they blaspheme my name. this mug is the greatest thing i've ever seen and i have ordered many of them. this mug replaces the holy grail. the bible should've told about the wonderful deeds of the mug and how it saved humanity from my wrath. alas, whilst the laws keep me from tampering with human minds and altering holy objects like the bible, i can only pass on my message: "spread the news and buy this mug!"
Its.. omg, its............. AMAZING AMAZING OMG ITS SOOO GOOD
A mug for your boyfriend Paul????? My boyfriend is not called Paul. I don't even have a boyfriend
Great mug... finally got my ""your mom gay lol" mug, I'm so happy
ariana grande mug omg this slays mah life
It was easy to correct grammar when necessary, and then to order a great gift for a member of a wedding party. Nice, simple, and sturdy mug.
with this we regain gods trust This mug changes my views of humanity. I think we may have a chance of not going extinct. Everyone should own this fantastic mug. Oh it's also has a nice handle.
Love that I got an Urban Dictionary word definition from someone I know! So much fun and great memory item!! 😊
I like it but it took a long time getting here