Trois-Rivieres Mug

Trois-Rivieres (Also known as: 3R, TroisR, V3R, 3DICK) is a city located mid way between Montreal and Quebec City, in the Quebec Province of Canada. It is the second oldest city in Canada, founded in 1634. Trois-Rivieres translates in English to "Three-Rivers". Facts: -Heavy suicide rates; -Unemployment; -Pretentious people; -High drug consumption; -Weak police officers; -An overcrowded very low quality nightlife and club scene; -Women play extremely hard to get (compared to: Vancouver, Toronto, Montreal); -Very poorly maintained infrastructure; -Very bad quality tap water; -Located near a nuclear power-plant; -Has a University (UQTR) and a CEGEP (CEGEP de Trois-Rivieres); -Has many places to buy poutine; -Has an overcrowded and one of the smallest Costco in Canada; -Has a small sized Staples Buisness Depot even though it's one of the most profitable ones in Canada; -Has a very large hovercraft base to maintain the St-Lawrence River for all Canadians; -Has a very small airport; -Has a high proportion of poor people; -A very high-quality home in Trois-Rivieres costs 200 000$. People who travel from Montreal to Quebec on autoroute 40 will realize that the highway suddenly leads to down town Trois-Rivieres in a large useless 15 km waste of time detour. This was done to bring people to spend money in Trois-Rivieres. Ironically, nobody goes because there are no free parking spaces and there is nothing good to do there anyways!