Tranter, Kristen mug
Also known as Shaqweyqwey, and Kristy Tranner during the holiday season; Kristen was born Jesus Christ Tranter {nee. Bingus} during the last great hippie rodeo of the early 1970's. At the age of two he legally changed his first name to avoid being misgendered as a man. No human on earth can pronounce his surname without their soul being stolen by the painting of Regis Shalley so variations such as Tranner, Trainor, and Tinky Winky exist as apocrypha. The night Kristen was born three angels flew down from heaven wailing Van Halens "Hot For Teacher" on divine golden Gibson Customs. His first words were "Imagine all the people, living life in peace." Which John Lennon promptly stole and profitted from (some say this was the reason Kristen allegedly had him assassinated.) In college Kristen majored in Choral Conducting, or as it was known in the 90's "hand wavy diddly do sing songing", he was an associate of the Czechoslovakian Mob, and a freelance session drummer. After going on six consecutive world tours as the stand in for Neil Peart of Rush, he left the music performance business stating "If Dave Matthews is doin' it, I just don't want to." He later settled at BHS. His hobbies include; hurting the feelings of altos, mocking the bass section, destroying the sopranos self esteem, and fly fishing. While he enjoys his long and breezy career as a teacher, his many obligations to the Czechoslovakian mob often bring him into great conflict with his morals.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
- Glossy ceramic, 11 oz
- Vivid artwork fused into the finish, not a vinyl decal
- Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Word on front, definition on back
- Approximately 3.8" tall
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
A mug for your boyfriend Paul????? My boyfriend is not called Paul. I don't even have a boyfriend
Great mug... finally got my ""your mom gay lol" mug, I'm so happy
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It was easy to correct grammar when necessary, and then to order a great gift for a member of a wedding party. Nice, simple, and sturdy mug.
with this we regain gods trust This mug changes my views of humanity. I think we may have a chance of not going extinct. Everyone should own this fantastic mug. Oh it's also has a nice handle.
Love that I got an Urban Dictionary word definition from someone I know! So much fun and great memory item!! 😊
I like it but it took a long time getting here
Very basic mug but does the trick!
The mug is of good quality but advertisement needs to change as the sample photo for ordering gives the customer an illusion that the entire mug is of that color ordered when it is not
muffinism mug very bold mug i love it u should buy one
Oof oof this mug gives me life every single day. i have no other reason to wake up in the morning. also this website is the only thing that's ever loved me.
The fact you guys make custom mugs is the most hilarious yet smartest thing ever, thank you so much I'm definitely gonna collect these and chuckle at the crazy words/terms only I will understand the depth of! 😂
Nice, but I need the “Reservation Dogs” version of “Aho!”
The mug is a gift for our Fantasy Football league winner…or loser. I'm not sure yet; it's a bit of a spoof that will be disclosed on Thanksgiving.
Love it just like your ranking to be noticed at 4 to stabilize with bots at 5 but looks real
Perfect Mug My CPacket mug arrived perfectly with the definition of that skid
My real first name is Ancil and I must say this is by far the greatest thing I have ever seen in my life and I love you all.
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What is there to say? It's a mug, with a word in front and the definition in back. Nicely done!
This will be the perfect gift this winter! It even came in a nice little box. The mug seems to be of good quality. It was a bit pricy, got to be honest, but it’ll be very well received.