Toyota Landcruiser Mug
An overpriced and over rated 4WD vehicle that you rarely see outside of school runs and suburban shopping centers. Commonly bought by people that fall for the marketing hype rather than researching before a purchase. The utility versions still use a body shell that was designed when Jesus played fullback for Jerusalem. The poor ergonomics and harsh ride from the cart springs see the owners exchanging Christmas cards with their chiropractor and physiotherapist. On the rare occasions they are used off-road, poor suspension travel and weak drivelines mean they are usually found stuck in the tracks made by the Patrols and Land Rovers, needing lengthy recovery sessions to get them back on the chicken tracks where they belong. The front diffs are made of licorice and there are a plethora of aftermarket components designed to make them stronger, which rarely work. Visually recognizable from a distance due to the entire ARB catalogue being fitted with the biggest mud terrain tyres that can possibly be fitted, you are immediately aware the driver is compensating for a small penis. Yes, all the gear and no idea, typical cruiser driver.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
My friend was going through a tough time and this mug really cheered her up! It was the perfect gift.
Mug is of excellent quality. So funny! My daughter will love it!
Got it as expected. I love how UrbanDictionary store kept in contact with me as the order progressed. Thanks for a great experience and I look forward to getting more mugs LIKE this.
Loved it!
My 4th cup purchase just love them
He loved the mug!
The cup is very nicely designed
Got as a gift for a friend and he loved it and thought it was really funny. Great quality and very strong feeling build.
Great mug. Super customer service!
Love their products. Have bought numerous mugs. Buy 'em.
If you buy these mugs. You are a giga chad
They managed to squeeze the (edited down) definition onto the side of the mug in its entirety, so no complaints! Was worried it was going to cut off in the middle of a word or something.
The definition really makes it
Very prompt order fulfillment, and all the messaging was perfect!! Looks great! Thank you!
THIS MUG IS AMAZING!!
Love my mug! Everything looks perfect.
Just wonderful thanks
I am so thrilled that I found a mug with the exact sentiments I was looking for. This will be great in the future for birthday and xmas gifts.
I Like This Mug because im thicc and therefor this mug is thicc
Ok These mugs are really easy presents for the people you love i would find the best example of them and then buy and mug and give it to them as a present So simple