Torsdags Ludvig Mug
Det hele startet under en russedåp i en nedlagt svømmehall klokken 04:37 på en torsdag i april. Gjengen hadde drukket så mye blanda saft at virkeligheten begynte å krakelere. En stakkars russ sto der uten navn, og i ren panikk pekte en kompis på en støvsuger i hjørnet og skrek: «DU ER TORDAGS LUDVIG!» Siden den dagen har Torsdags Ludvig blitt et levende meme av kaos. Han er den eneste rusen som har klart å samle **-47** knuter fordi han hele tiden glemmer hva en knute er. Han dukker opp på alle russebusser samtidig, men bare på torsdager. Hvis du ser ham på en fredag, vet du at tidslinjen har kollapset. Legenden sier at Torsdags Ludvig egentlig er en gammel norsk gud som ble sparket ut av Valhall fordi han insisterte på å feire torsdag hver eneste dag. Nå vandrer han rundt i blå overall og hvisker «det er torsdag... alltid torsdag...» mens han stjeler nachos fra folk og erstatter dem med ukjente sokker. Noen hevder at hvis du skriver "Torsdags Ludvig" baklengs på et speil og sier det høyt mens du spiller «Gresshoppen» i revers, så materialiserer han seg og tvinger deg til å spille Mario Kart i 17 timer uten pause. Tapet er uunngåelig. Seieren eksisterer ikke. Bare Torsdags Ludvig. Han har ingen backstory. Han har ingen vits. Han er ren, fortynnet absurditet i menneskeform. Noen sier han er selve inkarnasjonen av «hva faen er poenget egentlig?». Andre tror han er en glitch fra 2017-russen som aldri ble fikset.
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Customer Reviews
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
Super Funny Mug 😂
best mug ever spittin nothin but fax
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