Toffelhjälten Mug
Once upon a time in a small village nestled in the hills, there lived a kind-hearted and brave man named Malte Wegbratt. He was known far and wide as the Toffelhjälte or the "Shoe Hero" because he had a special talent for crafting magical shoes that could help him perform amazing feats. One day, Malte received news that a group of ruthless monsters had taken over the nearby city and were terrorizing its inhabitants. These monsters were not like any that Malte had ever encountered before. They were part of a powerful and feared group known as the Monster Mafia. Without hesitation, Malte knew that he had to act quickly. He put on his trusty pair of Toffelhjälte shoes and set off towards the city. As he arrived at the city gates, Malte saw that the monsters had indeed taken over. The streets were deserted, and the buildings were in ruins. But Malte was not deterred. He used his special shoes to jump over buildings and fly through the air, dodging the monsters' attacks as he went. Malte's first stop was the local tavern. He had heard that the Monster Mafia used it as their base of operations. Upon entering, he saw that the tavern was packed with monsters of all kinds. They were drinking and playing cards, completely unaware of Malte's presence.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.