TO THE RIGHT NOW
mostly written by gretchen, TO THE RIGHT NOW is where h0b0s come and celebrate. mainly it’s EPiK, gretchen, Sophia, and riri who talk bevause marre and everyone else have left us for a real life in the OUTSIDE WORLD. Sophia makes random calls and makes fun of her dog (as a joke ofc). she cannot find her iPad currently and is dying. gretchen is a big h0b0 who LOOOOOOVESSSSSSS POKE. EPiK is an UKian who enjoys staying up till like 5am talking to us Americans! (EPiK and Sophia are TAKEN, please see SophiaXEpik). riri is a gURL who is in LOVE with Theodore. they even went on a couple of DATES! she is basically Mariah Carey but sings MUCH better! all she wants for Christmas is you (only if teddy is reading this). marre is a boy who has no life and loves spending his time on a ROBLOX game, Moonlight’s! (ew) (he’s taken by Jennha, so no hitting him up, gals!) Poke is the president there, everyone else has history there. JOJO SIWAAAA WONT LET THE HATERS GET THEIR WAY, IMMA COME BACK LIKE A BOOMERANGGGGG. all the members; EPiK, gretchen, Sophia, riri, Poke, Hannah, marre(ll), Mina, Lily, and gISELE. Gretchen, Marrell and RieRie (Riri) just LOVE to torture Epik and Sophia. This is an S.O.S from Sophia, PLEASE SEND HELP to our holy Discord group chat. We also have GretchxPoke, the lovely sex partners! ;)))) This chat is too weird for you, go away.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
got one for Cole M.'s mother, she loved it! Best mediocrely- timed sex ever!!!
The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
Really great! Your custom mugs are amazing and hilarious
lit af my name is Frey and the def isnt true but its so great
Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.
Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
The price was a little expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
Great mug got one for my highschool crush
I was very pleased with the mug and I was thrilled that I could purchase a customized item that perfectly suited the person I was gifting. The only issue I had was that it didn't have the quote from the tv show the word came from as that was pictured on the mug prior to purchase.
Came out just as described! Had the full definition. Very pleased!
Perfect gift As a joke I gave one to my mate but I costumised it. It said tom drunk 24/7 ugly and got lovely hair. The lovely hair part was a joke coz he don’t have any. It was his favourite gift he got for his birthday and he drinks his beer out of it 😂
Great mug…. Got one for Cole M.’s girlfriend.
I ordered a customized mug for my gf and everything came out well. There were no autocorrect mistakes and the mug was unscratched. Would shop here again
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