The Rules of Texas Mug
The rules of Texas are a simple, yet unwavering creed held up by anybody who wishes to call themselves an inhabitant of this blessed state. 1. Always go 10 or more above the speed limit. 2. If you ever find yourself in such an unsultry place as dallas (or the “keep Austin weird” parts of Austin) make no eye contact and keep on driving. 3. Whataburger and Dr. Pepper are supreme. Do not question it, and most of all don’t disagree with it. 4. Oklahoma and Texas sure do hate each other, but it’s like a brotherly hate. 5. Both california (I refuse to capitalize the c) and Texas sure do hate each other. This isn’t brotherly. californians, (I refuse to capitalize the c) unless escaping and seeking asylum, should be shot on sight. 6. When flying a Texas flag, make sure to raise it to the same height as the American flag. 7. Never forget that Texas was once it’s own country. 8. Texas is the only place more American than America. 9. Every Texan has the God-given right and ability to shoot a gun. 10. Don’t mess with Texas. Failure to recognize and comply with these rules will result in severe consequences and punishment, included but not limited to: revoking of your Whataburger privileges, revoking of your Dr. Pepper privileges, or exile to california (I refuse to capitalize the c)
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
My friend was going through a tough time and this mug really cheered her up! It was the perfect gift.
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They managed to squeeze the (edited down) definition onto the side of the mug in its entirety, so no complaints! Was worried it was going to cut off in the middle of a word or something.
The definition really makes it
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