the marketplace
one of the two places (valley plaza being the other) that teenagers can hang out in bakersfield, many only go to start drama or show off their new gay ass "scene" hair and fucked up caked on makeup. you can often spot 8th grade little whores walking around and "juggalos" who know maybe 3 ICP songs and claim to be "hardcore" when in reality they are merely burnouts who want a sense of "family" in which they seek to be a "juggalo" FUCKNG LAME SHIT. more recently, black people have been going to the marketplace and doing whatever black people do, but never fear gayass scene and "hardcore" kids, theres still plenty more of your clones there every SINGLE FUCKING FRIDAY of the year : In additon to poser "scene" establisher kids, there are many "thizz heads" at the marketplace where they deal and sell and do their "thizz" or ecstacy pills. carls jr. and the fountain are the places to be. FUCKING GAY SHIT. the marketplace can burn to the fucking ground along with all the stupid fucking scene hoes, bros and bro hoes, fake ass juggalos, thizzed out adolecents, "hardcore" mosh kids, random black kids, 8th grade whores, and everyone else who goes there to do not a damn thing. oh and every other day the marketplace is a fairly decent place, filled with retired successful old people :
The Urban Dictionary Mug

I can pass away peacefully. This mug is everything I’ve ever needed and more. Fat thank you, Urban Dictionary. <3

I was really excited to receive this mug and when it did come it was perfect quality. My only complaint is that the color I choose was green teal but it came in yellow.
As always, easy to order and not-too-long of a wait for the finished product to arrive. It’s well-printed, and very sturdy. A great gag present for wedding party members.
The mug , color and saying are perfect! PMEO is what I say at work everyday. It has become a favorite saying for my coworkers when things go haywire!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Love it! It is my favorite mug. Easy to hold because of its shape and weight. Now my go-to mug.
My wife is truly beautiful and this cup was perfect for her.
Awesome mugs! My GF laughed her ass off, lol!!!
t-this mug changed my life. At first i was a loner but then i bought this mug and i became HIM. I thank this mug everyday for its blessings
Cute, good quality, *****!
Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
Best mug i have ever purchased! Subscribe
I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com

"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
Review Details
Pro Customization
Create unique products with your own words and definitions
Live Preview
Personalize Your Design
Debug: Product Metadata
| Key | Value (click to copy) |
|---|---|
Copied! | copiedKey = null, 1500);
"> |
Return Policy
Made Just For You
Each product is custom-printed with your unique text, making it truly one-of-a-kind.
Defect-Free Guarantee
If your product arrives with printing defects, damage, or quality issues, we'll send you a free replacement.
Custom Orders
Due to the personalized nature of your order, we don't accept returns for change of mind or sizing issues.
Questions about your order? Contact our support team for assistance.