The Disney Heresy Mug
It was a late October night in the year 40,000ABY(2012 AD going off the Roman calendar) when the dark forces who ate Walt Disney’s soul absorbed Lucasfilm like a snack and setting in motion what is now referred to as the Disney Heresy. Three years later, on December 18th 2015AD, The “Walt Disney” Co. released the visual pornography “The Force Awakens” this continuation of the Starwars mythos as told in the book of George, was widely accepted to the surprise of critics and religious zealots, but as everyone was having a good time there was no reason to be a poopy pants. Then in 2016 not even the most pious followers of the way could deny the quality of the legend of “rogue one,” film adaptation. Followers everywhere looked to the future of Disney scripture with great optimism. But we were all of us deceived............... For another sequel was made. Deep in the rape dungeons of Hollywood California, Kathleen Kennedy forged in secret a disaster script. And Into this script she poured her plotholes, her sexism, and Her desire to ruin every OT character. Some say it was the blasphemous portrayal of Luke Skywalkers lame ass death, others say it was the Extended Universe Scribes refusal to renounce the Disney Canon as heresy, and brand all Disney worshippers as heretics that led to the great schism of 2017. It matters little. Noting will erase the carnage that ensued on that dark December night.
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Customer Reviews
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)