The Baby Diaper Elephant mug
These tiny aquatic animals have evolved to be born with diaper; urine stains inhabit their fluffy white diapers. The only problem is that these baby diaper elephants have devoloped a taste for human flesh. At the stroke of midnight they prowl the columbian streets of venezuela, searching for thier next victim. They tend to go for the small fat african american children. The children spill milk and honey attracting the baby diaper elephants, which travel in packs. They first kill their victims by injecting them wiht a potent toxin, which is stored in their tusks. Which embolizes the victim, they always start at the toes and work their way up. The baby diaper elephants have no skin; they search for human skin to replace their rotting flesh. The baby diaper elephant has a foul odor, which attracts the oppostie sex, which is used for mating with other baby diaper elephants. The odor of the baby diaper elephant can be described as a mixture of feces limburger cheese and sweaty feet. The columbian Government has tried to keep these putrid beasts under raps but word of mouth has caused a stampede of controversy. The first military base dedicated to the study of the baby diaper elephant was established in 1973 about 1-kagillion years ago in 1997. The first fatality caused by the baby diaper elephant was Juan Stinkeranzo of Madagascar. He was found dead with his skin ripped off in his million-dollar bungalow in New Yorn city, California. The putrid stench had left a huge imprint in our hearts and soul; we send our deepest sympathies to his family Maria and Jose Stinkeranzo who both wish to remain anonymous.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
- Glossy ceramic, 11 oz
- Vivid artwork fused into the finish, not a vinyl decal
- Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Word on front, definition on back
- Approximately 3.8" tall
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
A mug for your boyfriend Paul????? My boyfriend is not called Paul. I don't even have a boyfriend
Great mug... finally got my ""your mom gay lol" mug, I'm so happy
ariana grande mug omg this slays mah life
It was easy to correct grammar when necessary, and then to order a great gift for a member of a wedding party. Nice, simple, and sturdy mug.
with this we regain gods trust This mug changes my views of humanity. I think we may have a chance of not going extinct. Everyone should own this fantastic mug. Oh it's also has a nice handle.
Love that I got an Urban Dictionary word definition from someone I know! So much fun and great memory item!! 😊
I like it but it took a long time getting here
Very basic mug but does the trick!
The mug is of good quality but advertisement needs to change as the sample photo for ordering gives the customer an illusion that the entire mug is of that color ordered when it is not
muffinism mug very bold mug i love it u should buy one
Oof oof this mug gives me life every single day. i have no other reason to wake up in the morning. also this website is the only thing that's ever loved me.
The fact you guys make custom mugs is the most hilarious yet smartest thing ever, thank you so much I'm definitely gonna collect these and chuckle at the crazy words/terms only I will understand the depth of! 😂
Nice, but I need the “Reservation Dogs” version of “Aho!”
The mug is a gift for our Fantasy Football league winner…or loser. I'm not sure yet; it's a bit of a spoof that will be disclosed on Thanksgiving.
Love it just like your ranking to be noticed at 4 to stabilize with bots at 5 but looks real
Perfect Mug My CPacket mug arrived perfectly with the definition of that skid
My real first name is Ancil and I must say this is by far the greatest thing I have ever seen in my life and I love you all.
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What is there to say? It's a mug, with a word in front and the definition in back. Nicely done!
This will be the perfect gift this winter! It even came in a nice little box. The mug seems to be of good quality. It was a bit pricy, got to be honest, but it’ll be very well received.