Texas Sunrise Mug
A Texas sunrise occurs when: at the break of dawn, while the victim lays peacefully asleep, the predator places a cowboy hat upon the sleeping victim's face, blocking out all light to their eyes, then removes the victim's pants or undergarments and firmly mounts the sleeping victim and forcefully inserts member unit A into desired orifice A. In 1996, Vince Vaughan attended a gala in Hollywood, CA, where he was drinking heavily then cruised across town to a party at a friend's house. Andrew Robert Christ, an assosciate of Vaughan's, decided to take advantage of him in his inebriated state. Vince Vaughan partied for hours until roughly 3:46 AM, fell fast asleep. As this was a Halloween party, Vaughan was dressed as a spaceman, and Andrew as a cowboy. Andrew slowly but surely removed Vaughan's spaceman outfit complete with helmet and underlying undergarments, which took two hours to perform. By this time, the sun was rising, creating a beautiful crimson landscape, much like the sunrise of college station, Texas. At this point, Andrew Robert Chirst removed his cowboy hat and placed it firmly over Vince Vaughan's eyes, blocking all light from them. Sleekly removing his own cowboy garb, ARC sensually placed himself atop Vince Vaughan's sleeping body and forced Vaughn's morning erection within himself, causing him to wake. This act thoroughly confused Vaughan, the cowboy hat having blocked all light from his eyes. Vaughan, on many counts, has denied this act on many occasions, but the legend remains in the act known as the Texas sunrise.
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Customer Reviews
wow! this mug is so thoughtful to giving to my wife!
The description tells nothing but facts. 5 stars instant
Your description is right on, except in 1989 I named my daughter Kallen Mikel (www.kallenmikel.com/original-art). I thought I made up the name, but apparently, it originated as a boy's name in Greek and Hebrew. I first found this out in 2001 when I was traveling to Finland. In the 'tube food' section in a big Finnish supermarket there it was, a royal blue tube of salmon paste with a blonde-haired boy named Kallen! So now I have discovered that there are many Kallen's of both sexes. I want to buy her a cup, but it has 'him' on it. Is there any way you can make that a unisex description for both sexes? Just askin'. Being a Barbara (Barbs) myself ... a 'cake eater' from Edina, MN I had to ask ... haha ;-)
Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.
I loved my mug and it came in a timely fashion.
Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it
Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!
this mug summs up my entire life
BEST THING EVER I GOT THIS FOR MMY SON AND HE LOVED IT HE SAID THAT THE FINSTTERD GUY IS WHO HE LOVES AND IM FINE WITH THAT I HOPE HE GOT THE GIRL SOMETHING FOR VALENTINES DAY
Shipped very fast and very carefully! Perfect inside joke gift for a friend. ^_^
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very good for lean 😾😾💪
Damn drinking lean from this hits different. In a good way ofc
As usual very quick professional seller.
ENGAGED IN AN ACT OF COPULATION WITH MY FEMALE PROGENITOR INSIDE THIS MUG 11/10 WOULD ADVISE YOU TO PURCHASE IT
I SHIT IN THIS MUG SO MANY TIMES. Very cool
I literally broke it 10 minutes after opening the package while showing it off. Now my bussy mug is held together with super glue
I use this mug for my lean. Ironic shit am I right
Hi Cool mug! Really great and mad me lol when I saw the definition! 🤣
I would eat this mug, no hesitation