Texas Mug
1.) The only thing bigger down there is the sales tax, barren land and bugs. 2.) The only State to FAIL as is own nation and come crawling back. 3.) Where you can't find a tree larger then a bush. 4.) Largest State in the lower 48 with the least amount of public land. 5.) Home to some of the cheapest property at about $400 USD/Acre because its useless desert.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
good service, delivery time was quick
I LOVE my mug! It's such a meaningful way to remember a word my Dad "coined" When I was a child. I am very pleased.
Holy Cow, when I ordered the mug I mistakenly googled flenching instead of fetching! My wife and German Shepard compete in AKC canine agility competition and our German Shepherd won the fetching competition. To surprise her I thought I bought her a fetching coffee mug, needless to say I’m now living in Hotel 6.
My dad hated it🤣