Tartaglia/Childe/Ajax mug
Tartaglia is literally the hottest character in fiction. Im literally married to him and i have his massive 100km cock inside me. There are NO words to describe how much i love him and how down bad i am I would literally kidnap him in my basement and make him fuck me every minute I would literally let him rape me do ANYTHING he wants with me and i would spar with him until i die. I want to do everything with him like every verb to ever exist and it would still be too little. Every time i see him i cant look away for an hour because hes too perfect. He could make me eat my own limbs while fucking me and i would be grateful he lives in my head i remember everything about him every voiceline every strand of hair i would kill someone or myself to just get one second with him hes my whole life i cant be in relationships because of how much i love him i can pay anything to see him without him i would be dead i LITERALLY carved his name into my thigh!! I literally start giggling and kicking my feet every time i see him or even remember him nothing else matters but tartaglia hes my life my air my world imagine needing friends if you have tartaglia. hes the hottest character so sweet even the part where he lives for fighting and is a masochist But hes so nice to his family and i would conquer the world with him and beyond. Imagine not liking Tartaglia Im literally his biggest fan/simp/everything!! I love tartaglia and i want to kms every time someone mischaracterizes him<3
The Urban Dictionary Mug
- Glossy ceramic, 11 oz
- Vivid artwork fused into the finish, not a vinyl decal
- Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Word on front, definition on back
- Approximately 3.8" tall
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
Customer Reviews
Love that I got an Urban Dictionary word definition from someone I know! So much fun and great memory item!! 😊
I like it but it took a long time getting here
Very basic mug but does the trick!
The mug is of good quality but advertisement needs to change as the sample photo for ordering gives the customer an illusion that the entire mug is of that color ordered when it is not
muffinism mug very bold mug i love it u should buy one
Oof oof this mug gives me life every single day. i have no other reason to wake up in the morning. also this website is the only thing that's ever loved me.
The fact you guys make custom mugs is the most hilarious yet smartest thing ever, thank you so much I'm definitely gonna collect these and chuckle at the crazy words/terms only I will understand the depth of! 😂
Nice, but I need the “Reservation Dogs” version of “Aho!”
The mug is a gift for our Fantasy Football league winner…or loser. I'm not sure yet; it's a bit of a spoof that will be disclosed on Thanksgiving.
Love it just like your ranking to be noticed at 4 to stabilize with bots at 5 but looks real
Perfect Mug My CPacket mug arrived perfectly with the definition of that skid
My real first name is Ancil and I must say this is by far the greatest thing I have ever seen in my life and I love you all.
YOIT Ligma balls bitch. YOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTT
What is there to say? It's a mug, with a word in front and the definition in back. Nicely done!
This will be the perfect gift this winter! It even came in a nice little box. The mug seems to be of good quality. It was a bit pricy, got to be honest, but it’ll be very well received.
Deathless but probably comatose verse This cup is a beautiful mug From which I am happy to chug while engaging in jomo (the obverse of fomo), and pulling the ol' cyber plug.
The mug is just the right size, and the graphics are awesome!
This mug... this mug gave me a feeling that I can only describe as pure euphoria. The 'MRI - Man's a Real Idiot' mug is truly a gift from above. I cannot express how happy I am with it. When it arrived at my front door, it was a moment of epiphany for myself. My eyes were opened. I understood what was missing in my life... and it was that very mug. Whoever created it is truly gifted. I bless them. You too could purchase it, although the price may seem high at first, for what it is, it is the greatest deal one could ever make.
Would have like the entire cup with purple color. Not just the part with the slogan. It's a nice cup!
Wow! Outstanding mug! I strive to be swoogish one day