Tall Girl
A tall girl is defined as any girl above the 5'8" 5'9" range. They are almost always misjudged, completely overlooked by guys, often picked on, and have a ridiculously hard time finding clothes. How should you treat a tall girl? Like any other human being. Don't mention her height, don't ask her if she plays basketball, don't glance at her feet to see if she's wearing heels, don't stare at her like she's an extinct species, and please, whatever you do, don't pick on her. I gaurantee whatever you're about to say to her, she has heard before. Now guys, specifically tall guys... I will let you in on a little secret. I would say most tall girls, including myself, get extremely jealous when they see you dating short girls. Extremely jealous. I mean, c'mon! Being a nice tall guy like yourself, why would you not want an equally tall, beautiful girl? There is no difference between a short girl and a tall girl, except for height. And that will never be anything more than a number. PS. Guys, if the only reason you're overlooking a tall girl is because her height supposedly offends your "masculinity".... GROW UP. That is your problem, not hers. And just so you know, I'm not just making this stuff up. I'm a little over 6 feet myself. Tall girls: You are beautiful. You are unique. You are you. Stay true to yourself and love who you are. Did you know: the average height for women in the U.S. is 5'4.6"... Not kidding.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Love it! It is my favorite mug. Easy to hold because of its shape and weight. Now my go-to mug.
My wife is truly beautiful and this cup was perfect for her.
Awesome mugs! My GF laughed her ass off, lol!!!
t-this mug changed my life. At first i was a loner but then i bought this mug and i became HIM. I thank this mug everyday for its blessings
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Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
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My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
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