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Sweet painted lady Mug

Sweet painted lady is a song by Elton John and was on the album cover, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road", Made in 1973. Lyrics: I'm back on dry land once again Opportunity awaits me like a rat in the drain We're all hunting honey with money to burn Just a short time to show you the tricks that we've learned If the boys all behave themselves here Well, there's pretty young ladies and beer in the rear You won't need a gutter to sleep in tonight Oh, the prices I charge here will see you alright So, she lays down beside me again My sweet painted lady, the one with no name Many have used her and many still do There's a place in the world for a woman like you Oh, sweet painted lady Seems it's always been the same Getting paid for being laid Guess that's the name of the game Oh, sweet painted lady Seems it's always been the same Getting paid for being laid Guess that's the name of the game, oh Forget us we'll have gone very soon Just forget we ever slept in your rooms And we'll leave the smell of the sea in your beds Where love's just a job and nothing is said So she lays down beside me again My sweet painted lady, the one with no name Many have used her and many still do There's a place in the world for a woman like you Oh, sweet painted lady Seems it's always been the same Getting paid for being laid Guess that's the name of the game Oh, sweet painted lady Seems it's always been the same Getting paid for being laid Guess that's the name of the game.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Printed on-demand just for you
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
Every order personally reviewed

Customer Reviews

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my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.

Annabelle S. Jun 28

it was great 💀

💀 �. Jun 28

Gave it to my girl, she loved it.

Stephen S. Jun 28

Best mug I have ever had

Bob B. Jun 28

love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!

michael m. Jun 27

WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY

Jenny P. Jun 27

WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!

Jenny P. Jun 27

I got morb’d

Morbiu S. Jun 27

This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!

kill m. Jun 26

This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled

Doop S. Jun 26
Review by Fay D.

Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!

Fay D. Jun 25
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Smaller than I expected for the price.

Susan . Jun 25
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i use my mug for sperm donation

Quandale Jun 24

10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?

Mike O. Jun 24

Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌

Juck F. Jun 24

My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.

Joseph M. Jun 23

it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy

help c. Jun 23

I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one

Giorgio G. Jun 23

i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me

quiinten G. Jun 23

Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!

Sponge B. Jun 23
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