suburban cougar Mug
An urban cougar with modified standards. Sexy body from working out, proper nutrition, great clothes with a face younger than her age; has her own bank, and has class. Never preys but descretely reveils availablity to socially equal men, that are significantly younger. Pisses off younger women when they wanna snag a guy who is great material. Avoids all contact with men with ball caps, beer guts, and the need for bond money. Doesn't want anything that eats or shits to be in her house for more than six hours. Makes sure her boy toy leaves with everything he came with, but never with her key. Lives with the one person she mosted wanted to - herself. Sexually exclusive is a requirement and gets tested, and may ask the same of her boy toy. Doesn't care what he does, as long as he doesn't wander in unexpected or with an STD. She is in her sexual prime, owns great lingerie and heels and isn't afraid to use them - even in the shower. She wants his phone # for a booty call not a well being check. She enjoys her life, family, and friends and quickly shuts out anyone who could interrupt that. The toy needs to exit with the same enthusiasm as he came in with, not linger as if it were an obligation, and have a tongue that can really kiss, eat pussy and the pierce, is a bonus. Wants something with plenty of freaky that can really put it on her, will go away but comes on demand or own accord. Out for her own.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.