Street Ready [Street-Ready] [StreetReady] mug

A pre-packaged unit of street drugs such as coke, heroin, and crack, and sometimes weed. Yupp even weed. A G-pack is ALWAYS Street Ready!!! Street ready: the drug is already cut and vialed up or bagged up already. Thats pretty much what it means. Streetready: the drug is ready to be served to the fiends, junkies, and crack whores on the corners by drug dealers. A Street-Ready unit is very ideal, so when it comes time to re-up they ask for a street-ready unit, and get back to serving the crackheads immediatly after they cop it because its already cut/diluted and in vials/gelcaps/capsules or in plastic sandwich bags/ small plastic bags or bottled in the capsules already, or in pill capsules/caps or sometimes in glassine bags. Cutting the product is also called 'Milling' with cutting agents and adulterants, so the drug is not so pure and more profit for you. You cant get a kilo of pure coke and just start selling it: You have to cut it so people dont overdose and for more profit, then you weigh it out into individual units. Then you bag it up or vial it up for easy access and concealment. Then it's street-ready!! Marijuana/Weed is already to a certain extent Street-Ready because there is NO cutting/milling involved (unless the dealer wants to rip you off and make more money he'll cut it with parsley OR if he is selling designer weed cut or laced with heroin or coke etc.) But it does still need to be weighed out and bagged up, which means weed is not entirely Street-Ready, but the proccess for making it street-ready is alot easier than that for coke heroin and crack. In short, Street-Ready means: Ready to be sold as is on the street or wherever you sellin at, at a retail price. You buy a Street-Ready Unit wholesale, and then sell the individual units retail. Young Jeezy: " Buy 'em whole and sell 'em retail" Young Jeezy on Imma Do Me: " Buy them wholesale, and sell them retail, I'm talkin seafood, yeah that fishscale." Example: A supplier has one ounce of weed, now if it's street-ready than it has already been weighed out and bagged up into sandwich bags or whatever. One ounce of weed is 28 grams, and 1 gram is $10.00, so that would be 28 individual bags sold at 10 bucks a pop, 28(grams)x10(dollars per gram)= $280.00. So 280 dollars and you can get street-ready ounces for like $150.00. so 280-150= 130. So now you have just made $130.00 dollars profit. You can Thank me later. But for more information on "Street Ready"/Street Ready drugs and the drug game in general, watch HBO's The Wire seasons 1-5.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

  • Glossy ceramic, 11 oz
  • Vivid artwork fused into the finish, not a vinyl decal
  • Microwave and dishwasher safe
  • Word on front, definition on back
  • Approximately 3.8" tall
  • Every order personally reviewed
  • Returns & defect-free guarantee

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I appreciated the email asking if the content was correct. Excellent quality and attention to detail. Thank you!

James H. Sep 23
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its an incredible mug! i would recommend purchasing this awesome product!

bill n. Sep 23

Damonism and #Stolen Valor Coffee Mug These coffee mugs are rugged, solid, high quality and keep the liquids hotter, longer. The definitions of both mugs are spot-on! I will definitely by more. Great work Urban Dictionary!

Forced Karma Sauce Sep 23

why is this a real thing? AND YA'LL ACTING LIKE IT'S NORMAL!?

Ako g. Sep 22

I really like the mug, but I thought I had ordered the all pink one. What came was a white with a block of pink with "Fubar" written on it.

Barbara S. Sep 22
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the only reason why i care about humanity this mug is the reason why i believe humanity deserves a second chance, even after they blaspheme my name. this mug is the greatest thing i've ever seen and i have ordered many of them. this mug replaces the holy grail. the bible should've told about the wonderful deeds of the mug and how it saved humanity from my wrath. alas, whilst the laws keep me from tampering with human minds and altering holy objects like the bible, i can only pass on my message: "spread the news and buy this mug!"

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A mug for your boyfriend Paul????? My boyfriend is not called Paul. I don't even have a boyfriend

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Great mug... finally got my ""your mom gay lol" mug, I'm so happy

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ariana grande mug omg this slays mah life

ariana grande is a queen Sep 18

It was easy to correct grammar when necessary, and then to order a great gift for a member of a wedding party. Nice, simple, and sturdy mug.

Etan N. Sep 18
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with this we regain gods trust This mug changes my views of humanity. I think we may have a chance of not going extinct. Everyone should own this fantastic mug. Oh it's also has a nice handle.

Yeet Skeet Sep 17

Love that I got an Urban Dictionary word definition from someone I know! So much fun and great memory item!! 😊

Jamie W. Sep 15
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I like it but it took a long time getting here

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Very basic mug but does the trick!

Daniel B. Sep 14
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The mug is of good quality but advertisement needs to change as the sample photo for ordering gives the customer an illusion that the entire mug is of that color ordered when it is not

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The fact you guys make custom mugs is the most hilarious yet smartest thing ever, thank you so much I'm definitely gonna collect these and chuckle at the crazy words/terms only I will understand the depth of! 😂

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Nice, but I need the “Reservation Dogs” version of “Aho!”

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