St. Petersburg

A turd nugget hanging off the ass of Florida. Not to be mistaken with St. Petersburg, Russia or some holy religious gas bag named Saint Petersburg that the two citys are respectively named after. St. Petersburg, FL is over run by cops. Cops who use undercover cop cars that dont look like the typical white undercover police cars, who would have guessed? We're also home to some of the worst drivers in the world.. I've already been in three car accidents and I've been driving for two days. Us inhabitants of St. Pete.. on a daily basis to kill the boredom.. tend to drink too much, ingest handfulls of shrooms we find in crap fields outside of tampa, sniff glue, inhale dust-off, suck the CO2 out of whip cream cans, snort anything that looks like a pill and smoke pounds of dirty garbage weed. For a semi-interesting night, go DownTown to "The Rock" on a Friday night to see more pretentious pre-teens than you will ever want to witness in your life. Travel to the beaches on the east side or west side of St. Pete to be molested by tourists and canadians who chose to come down south after season and think they own the place. Want a job here? Too bad... you either have to spread your legs or sell your balls to the perverted assclowns who run the retail store that your applying too because no one else wants to hire you. Other things to do in 'DaBurg'... get jumped by 20 kids looking for kicks, have guns put in your face and watch the murder rate climb as fast as your will does to get out of this hell hole.