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St Mary's Cathedral College Mug

Quite literally a cement prison. 1/3 of the school is gay or bi but too scared to admit it. They either stare at their homie's ass or the teacher's ass. Every student from year 9+ has more hormones than 5 standard male adults. The school although in close proximity to Sydney Grammars, lacks everything they have, such as functional toilets. Every second week a toilet is stuffed with toilet paper. Or the door is broken because some kid kicked it down while shouting "FBI open up", while their friend is taking a shit or pissing. The school can recite the Angelus off by heart, but it can't recite the multiplication table, no matter how hard they try. The school cares more about whether the students are wearing black or white socks more than anything. The whole school either has a new MacBook or a new gaming laptop to play their Summertime Saga on. They think they can stop students from accessing social media at school, when everyone has a VPN. And yes, St Mary's Cathedral College is the school that had a principal arrested for Child abuse charges. And the religion teachers deny George Pell's wrongdoing and get all riled up every time they hear his name. The only notable alumni since the school was established in 1824 is Albanese who still can't win against Scomo, Although bragging about being the oldest Catholic school in Australia, they are second, after Parramatta Marist. So I don't know where they are getting this false information from.

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
Every order personally reviewed

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Oof oof this mug gives me life every single day. i have no other reason to wake up in the morning. also this website is the only thing that's ever loved me.

buyin'dumbmugs Sep 10
Review by Jada D.

The fact you guys make custom mugs is the most hilarious yet smartest thing ever, thank you so much I'm definitely gonna collect these and chuckle at the crazy words/terms only I will understand the depth of! 😂

Jada D. Sep 10
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Nice, but I need the “Reservation Dogs” version of “Aho!”

Richard B. Sep 10
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The mug is a gift for our Fantasy Football league winner…or loser. I'm not sure yet; it's a bit of a spoof that will be disclosed on Thanksgiving.

Kimberly S. Sep 10
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Review by Stephanie K.

Love it just like your ranking to be noticed at 4 to stabilize with bots at 5 but looks real

Stephanie K. Sep 9
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Perfect Mug My CPacket mug arrived perfectly with the definition of that skid

LmN Sep 8

My real first name is Ancil and I must say this is by far the greatest thing I have ever seen in my life and I love you all.

Ancil B. Sep 8

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Ligma balls bitch Sep 6

What is there to say? It's a mug, with a word in front and the definition in back. Nicely done!

Christina A. Sep 5
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Review by Adrienne D.

This will be the perfect gift this winter! It even came in a nice little box. The mug seems to be of good quality. It was a bit pricy, got to be honest, but it’ll be very well received.

Adrienne D. Sep 5
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Deathless but probably comatose verse This cup is a beautiful mug From which I am happy to chug while engaging in jomo (the obverse of fomo), and pulling the ol' cyber plug.

Blue Zinnia Sep 2

The mug is just the right size, and the graphics are awesome!

SUSAN S. Sep 2
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This mug... this mug gave me a feeling that I can only describe as pure euphoria. The 'MRI - Man's a Real Idiot' mug is truly a gift from above. I cannot express how happy I am with it. When it arrived at my front door, it was a moment of epiphany for myself. My eyes were opened. I understood what was missing in my life... and it was that very mug. Whoever created it is truly gifted. I bless them. You too could purchase it, although the price may seem high at first, for what it is, it is the greatest deal one could ever make.

Gyro Z. Sep 2

Would have like the entire cup with purple color. Not just the part with the slogan. It's a nice cup!

Vroman W. Sep 1
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Wow! Outstanding mug! I strive to be swoogish one day

#2 Sep 1

It was fantastic very good quality.

Andrew D. Aug 31
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Was purchased as a gift . Very well received . Easy ordering . Arrived earlier than predicted.excellent quality. Would recommend to friends and family and will definitely order again in the future.

Suzanne R. Aug 30
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The mug I ordered came in perfect shape In a box obviously designed for safe shipping. Quality is beautiful and is exactly as described. Thank you!

Kaye D. Aug 29
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ABSOLUTE ART WORK!!!!! This is literally the best mug in the world. My entire family has one (wife, 2 daughters, and 3 sons). I would definitely recommend and place it as a mounoment.

John Cockens Aug 29

Hilarious, I couldn't help but burst out loud in laughter.... !!!

John W. Aug 28
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