Srijan
Srijan is all the magic in the universe squeezed into 6 alphabets and a 5’9” man( baby girl ) . He is the first few drops of rain that touch your face and you’re filled with hope. He is the fresh air you search after a horribly packed day. He’s the best part of your favorite song. He’s the perfect temperature for your air conditioning. He smells like he wears a garden on the insides of his shirt. His face looks like men wrote of innocence with his eyes as the model and his cheeks as the archetype. He would make you laugh like you’ve been mute your whole life. He would walk in a dark room and suddenly the largest chandelier ever built is alit. He could fill air in my lungs and blood in my cheeks. I can watch him sit and do nothing all day and that would be the most interesting film i’ve ever seen. I wish everyone finds a Srijan and feels what home feels like, what love feels like. but at the same time i hope no one finds Srijan. Because he is already locked in the love chamber of my barren heart and i threw the keys in waters that are dwelled by the worlds deadliest sharks.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
FUCK YEAAAAAAAA! MUUUUGZ WOOOOOO
Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
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