Spickenreuther Mug
A rare noctural specimen native to the Kern County resulting from the genetic mixing of Chinese and German lineage. A Spickenreuther is typically small in size, but compensates for this physical disadvantage by being fearless in the face of social pressure and public criticism. They are also known to be a highly decorative species, accentuating their appearance with metallic accessories and dark clothing as to ward off any predators, they might attract with their random assortment of pins. Should one upset a Spickenreuther, one should think twice, or be preparred to be "PWN3D", a natural defense mechanism that is both potent and humiliating for the victim. Spickenreuthers are surprisingly resourceful, and can go for days, perhaps even weeks, at a time, surviving on minimal sleep and nutrition that would be detrimental for most others (i.e. Pocky, natural sugar, soy, etc.). Another unique trait of the Spickenreuther species - especially in the males - is the innate ability to comprehend and create complex musical arrangements, with styles ranging from the classical masters to the theme songs of homosexual pornography. While the female Spickenreuthers also possess the potential for musical creativity, they often choose not to express this potential out of fear of being musically "PWN3D" by the males. The Spickenreuther is a fascinating and resilient creature which surely defies the linguistic limits any definition that might try to understand its true nature.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
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Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!