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Sperm cracker Mug
The act of ejaculating on a cookie sheet and setting in the oven to bake. Therefore coming out dried and crusty forms a sperm cracker. mmm crunchy isnt it?
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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Holy Cow, when I ordered the mug I mistakenly googled flenching instead of fetching! My wife and German Shepard compete in AKC canine agility competition and our German Shepherd won the fetching competition. To surprise her I thought I bought her a fetching coffee mug, needless to say I’m now living in Hotel 6.
Scott S.Mar 30
✓ Verified Purchase My dad hated it🤣
Andrew N.Mar 30
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This is the coolest Anspaugh mug that ever existed.
Heidi A.Mar 29
✓ Verified Purchase Great ordering experience..good quality
Sherry P.Mar 28
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