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This part of Oshawa is the primary source of white trash. Many who live here foster offspring which have the curious tendency of displaying, and also emulating, behaviour which is generally characteristic of the same types of abnormalites, and anti-social behaviours found in young, adolescent, African-American males residing in locations such as Detroit, Michigan, Compton, California and Harlem, New York. This severe, yet treatable condition has been diagnosed by psychologists specializing in adolescent behaviour as "Wiggeritis", and is generally prevalent in males between the ages of 14 and 25, however, rare and extreme cases of "Wiggeritis" has been exhibited in females within the same age bracket as their male counterparts. As for the next demographic, single, white females, between the ages of 25 and 50 generally reside with their infected offspring for durations longer than normal when compared to most developed nations. This demographic usually produces 2.9 children per woman by the age of 16 and continually fosters the offspring by resources provided by various social assitance programs. Most of these women have little or no education, have been abandoned by their male companions, and carry more than 3 to 8 sexually transmitted diseases. When the accounted age of this demographic falls between the 30 to 50 bracket, a noticable change in social attitude becomes apparent. It is not uncommon for these women to become overweight, fancy young black males, eat massive quantities of pork, and engage in excessive drink and occasional hard drug use. This type of demographic is generally labeled by the local populous as "Fat White Welfare Mom". The anti-social aspects include many risk factors to the general population. Notices of precaution are widely known among local populations in an effort to continue upholding peace and calm which may be disturbed by the "Fat White Welfare Mom". Of these precautions, none is more apparant and dire than what is reffered to as the Parking Space Dispute. This type of dispute can occur at any point, any time, with anyone, regardless of race, color or creed. It normally involves any abnormality which may be caused by an opposing party in the planning, method or contingency deployed when parking their vehicle. As one would assume, malls, cinemas and other areas where vehicle parking facilites are provided, are the primary locations in which the Parking Space Dispute can occur. The anti-social behaviour of the "Fat White Welfare Mom" has been characterized by psychologists as similar to that of rabid west Jamaican monkeys during the spring mating seasons. The only solution to avoid confrontation with the "Fat White Welfare Mom" is to either use the safety and offensive capabilites of the vehicle to incapacite or otherwise maim the "Fat White Welfare Mom", or, simply to grasp the human understanding which created the problem initially, and provide the right of way.

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
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Perfect Mug My CPacket mug arrived perfectly with the definition of that skid

LmN Sep 8

My real first name is Ancil and I must say this is by far the greatest thing I have ever seen in my life and I love you all.

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Ligma balls bitch Sep 6

What is there to say? It's a mug, with a word in front and the definition in back. Nicely done!

Christina A. Sep 5
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Review by Adrienne D.

This will be the perfect gift this winter! It even came in a nice little box. The mug seems to be of good quality. It was a bit pricy, got to be honest, but it’ll be very well received.

Adrienne D. Sep 5
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Deathless but probably comatose verse This cup is a beautiful mug From which I am happy to chug while engaging in jomo (the obverse of fomo), and pulling the ol' cyber plug.

Blue Zinnia Sep 2

The mug is just the right size, and the graphics are awesome!

SUSAN S. Sep 2
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This mug... this mug gave me a feeling that I can only describe as pure euphoria. The 'MRI - Man's a Real Idiot' mug is truly a gift from above. I cannot express how happy I am with it. When it arrived at my front door, it was a moment of epiphany for myself. My eyes were opened. I understood what was missing in my life... and it was that very mug. Whoever created it is truly gifted. I bless them. You too could purchase it, although the price may seem high at first, for what it is, it is the greatest deal one could ever make.

Gyro Z. Sep 2

Would have like the entire cup with purple color. Not just the part with the slogan. It's a nice cup!

Vroman W. Sep 1
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Wow! Outstanding mug! I strive to be swoogish one day

#2 Sep 1

It was fantastic very good quality.

Andrew D. Aug 31
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Was purchased as a gift . Very well received . Easy ordering . Arrived earlier than predicted.excellent quality. Would recommend to friends and family and will definitely order again in the future.

Suzanne R. Aug 30
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The mug I ordered came in perfect shape In a box obviously designed for safe shipping. Quality is beautiful and is exactly as described. Thank you!

Kaye D. Aug 29
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ABSOLUTE ART WORK!!!!! This is literally the best mug in the world. My entire family has one (wife, 2 daughters, and 3 sons). I would definitely recommend and place it as a mounoment.

John Cockens Aug 29

Hilarious, I couldn't help but burst out loud in laughter.... !!!

John W. Aug 28

It understands me. this mug has treated me better than any girl i've ever dated, and every bro i've chilled in the same bed with. we've been though thick and thin, but mostly thicc. i used to be depressed, but now this mug holds my existential fears so i dont need to carry them with me. i even wrote a song about my mug: mary had a little mug, e-i-e-i-o how i wonder what you are, floppy dongs near and far, cherri had a real thicc mug, e-i-e-i-despaci-to

Logan P. Aug 27

Great mug, 100% recommend it for all family members! Best gift I’ve ever received!!!

Ben Dover Aug 27

It was so easy to order - and I could play with the syntax of the definition to get it just right. All of this was easy. And quite soon it arrived and is perfect.

Etan N. Aug 26
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Review by Lori S.

Love it!! So true!!

Lori S. Aug 24
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I love 💕 mugs ☘️! These are so lovable. Thanks! I love the urban dictionary writers too.

Alexandra O. Aug 24
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