Smelly Hawaiians Mug
A particularly aggressive beaner that lives on a shit-hole island out in the middle of Pacific. Hawaiians usually "forget" to shower for days at a time. They are usually found wearing nasty flower shirts and shorts or board shorts that are 56 sizes too big. They have been documented to enter grocery stores, locate pineapples and take them home. Once at home they will cut them up into small chunks, at which time they will snort them up their big fat smelly beaner noses. Once high on pineapple, they WILL try to steal your bike and place it in their garage with all of the rotting surfboards they never use. They are only able to maintain their homes by selling all of the stolen bikes to pawn stars. The most famous smelly hawaiians is the giant douche dog the bounty hunter, who tazes minor criminals after they have given up the fight, once there down they will spray them repeatedly in the face with bear mace.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
My friend was going through a tough time and this mug really cheered her up! It was the perfect gift.
Mug is of excellent quality. So funny! My daughter will love it!
Got it as expected. I love how UrbanDictionary store kept in contact with me as the order progressed. Thanks for a great experience and I look forward to getting more mugs LIKE this.
Loved it!
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He loved the mug!
The cup is very nicely designed
Got as a gift for a friend and he loved it and thought it was really funny. Great quality and very strong feeling build.
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They managed to squeeze the (edited down) definition onto the side of the mug in its entirety, so no complaints! Was worried it was going to cut off in the middle of a word or something.
The definition really makes it
Very prompt order fulfillment, and all the messaging was perfect!! Looks great! Thank you!
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I am so thrilled that I found a mug with the exact sentiments I was looking for. This will be great in the future for birthday and xmas gifts.
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