Singtel
The ultimate telecommunications scamming machine under the dictatorship of fucking ceo Kuan Moon Yuan. You would think that the number one telecommunication service provider in Singapore would be the best BUT NO!!. even after upgrading and recontracting a new broadband that what they told me was suppose to be the 'very fast router' apparently is a slow ass router that can only be found at a $10 India Hotel. Got completely scammed and ripped off. Really makes me want to punch a fucking coyote in the face. Second of all, they charge you more that what you are suppose to pay. That greedy little piece of shit is so in loved with money that she wants to scam people indirectly. You think I blind ah?my eyes bigger than the mole in your face la cb. Lastly, singtel has a bigger ass cheek than mine, and I weigh 100kg SO I LET YOU IMAGINE HOW FUCKING GIGANTIC THAT WOBBLY LOSE MEAT IS. what I mean is that, Singtel is an annoying asshole that makes me rage so much. Whenever I try to game or even attend zoom meetings, the Internet just loves to cut and that is so SO SO ANNOYING BRO. DEAR Kuan Moon Yuan, please do something about your company, instead of sitting in your office and steaming your vagina ffs.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
My friend saw the message on the cup ordered at a mutual friends house. We think it’s hilarious so had to put it on a coffee cup. Funny, great Christmas present. If she can’t use in public she can always use at home for pens and pencils on her desk!
Bought the "Bump Down" mug for my boyfriend, he thought it was the greatest and couldn't believe I'd actually found something with the phrase on it!
Great mug but i can't manage to get it out of my asshole again
First heard the term “Cheddar Headed” from the song Feel Good by the Gorillaz. Had to look it up and found the definition hilarious and at times very true! So......had to have it! Took it to work and it definitely made an impression. Hahaha!
This was purchased as a gift , and it describes the recipient perfectly . It arrived sooner than expected, and I am very impressed with the quality .
The mug I ordered was exactly as described on the site. The shipping was fast as well. I will buy from these people again.
Cute mug, arrived promptly in great condition. I like how you can choose background color & change wording. Will feel cheerful when drinking my coffee in this :)
Heavenly Mug This mug has been sent from the heavens. I'm too broke to buy it. But one day... I will. I will be mugged, dammit!
Why am I here? I don't know how I got here, but I can't stop writing weird things on the cup...😅 Help me. I have a test to study for. A family. Also, if I wasn't broke I would buy 10,000 of these mugs. They look highly entertaining. Love this website, and I probably will fail the test. 🙃
I took time designing it but wasn't sure, online tools being what they are, that what I was seeing was for sure what I'd get. Very much appreciated the customer service communication which verified that what I'd designed was what I wanted, and the shipping was quick too.
Item came on time as promised
Came within a week and it's exactly what I ordered, my friend will love it!
Sus cup I bought the sus mug for the sus king Daequan
Good quality, packaging shipped well, arrived quickly.
My mug came in broken but Urban Dictionary replaced it at no extra charge!
Excellent mug excellent service
this is the best for coffee and hot coco especially if you make the hot coco in it then pour it on your significant other and do body shots 😋🥱
I can pass away peacefully. This mug is everything I’ve ever needed and more. Fat thank you, Urban Dictionary. <3
I was really excited to receive this mug and when it did come it was perfect quality. My only complaint is that the color I choose was green teal but it came in yellow.
As always, easy to order and not-too-long of a wait for the finished product to arrive. It’s well-printed, and very sturdy. A great gag present for wedding party members.
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