simp Mug
a) male who would say anything just to have sex with anyone, male or female, and after they get the sex from that person they will then either 1) stop calling, or 2) proudly get married to the person, either after some time together or right away, or 3) keeps calling back for more sex until he gets sick of that or finds a new orifice to insert himself into like an electrical outlet b) male who is not in control of his own household c) a man who would literally say or do anything, he approves of anything and everything, he will believe in anything, he would believe in nothing, he has no standards, he would do anything just to get sex out of a woman or from a man d) sitting home crying by the phone ass men who wonder "why won't she or he call me I thought we were in love", "we could be so good together", "we would make a great ass couple", "why she don't want me", "I know she wants me" e) sitting home plotting on another orifice man talmbout "I bet you she gon' let me hit it y'all, watch, look, she goin for it" f) submissive male who enjoys being used, abused, brought to the edge of death, and dominated g) male simpleton, a man who literally does not care h) men who change themselves for sex i) men who see any person in whom they have any sexual or romantic interest, as their prize
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled

Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!

The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
