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Liz, stroked her uncircumcised cock in front of my face. "fuck me little bro," she says seductively. I lay down on the bed and watch my big sister position herself above my 7" dick. Her asshole dripping pulsing. Her big balls dangled as she pressed my dick inside of her. Her asshole stretched wide around my dick. Her penis was just as hard as mine. The lubrication in her ass made my cock glide in and out of her ass easily. She continued to fuck me until she started shooting semen all over my face and abs. I licked up the cum when I reached for my big sisters cock and felt it twitch in my hand. My hips began bucking hard into her ass. "That's right little brother fuck that ass hard. I'm going to teach you how to milk my cock little bro," my sister said. Her tight ass on my cock was too much for me. My hips slammed into her as hard as I could and erupted with cum inside her. My cum oozed from her gaping hole as I pulled out. I quickly bent over on my hands and knees to present my virgin asshole to Liz. "You ready to get fucked like a girl little brother?" Liz asked. I gulped hard. I could feel her tip poking my hole before it slid in with ease. Liz went deep, spreading my ass cheeks wide apart as she thrust deeper and deeper. Liz grabbed a handful pounding harder and harder. I kept pushing back on her to meet her thrusts. "You are gunna make me cum little bro," Liz said. Liz's cock tensed up and let loose load after load of semen as it twitched filling me completely.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Printed on-demand just for you
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
Every order personally reviewed

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I’m excited to have gotten it. I’m going to give it to a man at my church that volunteers this time and won’t stop working! So the inscription is perfect for him.

Hugh S. Aug 8
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Why?! I can't stop doing lewd things to this mug, it keeps on telling me to stop but I respond with hitting it. PLEASE HELP ME! 😭😭

John Smith Aug 6

I've discovered a game-changer for my morning coffee ritual: the Largebog ceramic mug. This mug isn't just another piece of kitchenware; it's a masterpiece that elevates the entire coffee experience. Firstly, the design is stunning yet understated. Its sleek, minimalist look fits perfectly in any kitchen or office setting. The matte finish not only feels luxurious but also ensures a secure grip, making those early mornings a little easier to handle. What truly sets this mug apart, though, is its functionality. The ceramic material retains heat exceptionally well, keeping my coffee piping hot for much longer than other mugs I've owned. No more rushing to finish my brew before it gets cold! Another standout feature is its generous size. Whether I'm craving a quick espresso shot or a hearty mug of Americano, there's ample room to indulge without constantly refilling. Plus, the wide, sturdy handle makes it comfortable to hold, even when my hands are still groggy from sleep. Cleaning is a breeze, too. The smooth surface doesn't stain easily and is dishwasher-safe, which is a lifesaver during busy mornings. Overall, the Largebog ceramic mug has become an essential part of my daily routine. It combines style with functionality flawlessly, making every sip of coffee a delight. If you're looking to upgrade your morning brew experience, I can't recommend this mug enough.

Hugh G. R. Aug 6

cure my depression really good i love it. also my dog cant stop doing things to it.

Jonathan McPunchyourmom Aug 5

Easy to order and customize. Very tough, solid, and well-made. Nice and hefty in the hand.

Etan N. Aug 5
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I just LOVE this woosan mug! Amazing quality

San C. Aug 4

Looked great and delivered fast.

Jerry K. Aug 4
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Great product

Joe C. Aug 3
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What a hoot. On my kitchen counter. Of course. Any publicity, right? Still liberal. Leeza

Lisa C. Aug 3
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My friend loves his gift coffee mug!

Steven C. Aug 3
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Review by alex l.

urban dictionary is my personal lifeline to the divine, thank you for selling me a $35 coffee cup that I gave to friend, bought another and gave that another friend. Likely asking, rather in need of, a six or more discount code, for six or more gifts to friends! Xoxo

alex l. Aug 3
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just been amazed by the name actualy my real name that is on the birth certificate is BILLIAM ...thanks for using my name on great good things i would just wish to come and visit and if possible work der thank you

Billiam gutu Aug 3

My friend was going through a tough time and this mug really cheered her up! It was the perfect gift.

Anomymous A. Jul 31

Mug is of excellent quality. So funny! My daughter will love it!

Kathy M. Jul 31
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Review by Chris F.

Got it as expected. I love how UrbanDictionary store kept in contact with me as the order progressed. Thanks for a great experience and I look forward to getting more mugs LIKE this.

Chris F. Jul 31
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Loved it!

Jeanne H. Jul 30
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My 4th cup purchase just love them

Tina T. Jul 29
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He loved the mug!

Hillary H. Jul 29
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The cup is very nicely designed

Maya M. Jul 29

Got as a gift for a friend and he loved it and thought it was really funny. Great quality and very strong feeling build.

Jacob D. Jul 28
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