sex story mug
he got ready to get into the shower, his towel sliding slowly down his toned waist showing a v that dipped below his towel. i bit my lip, craving his body. he slowly, as if he knew i was there, untucked the corner of his white towel. there it was, already had, thick long with a small triangle of brown curls below his six pack, i slowly opened the door and he turned of the hot water, steam making my vision hazy, he gasped when he turned around seeing me, his dick becoming hard, all ten inches pointing straight towards me, without saying a word i turned around and undid my lacy bra, taking of my shorts, just leaving the red thong on. i walked over to him, tieing up my hair, i dropped to my knees, kissing his length, i swirled my tounge around his tip before suddenly deepthroating his whole penis, feeling precut drip down my throat, i massaged his balls in one hand and fingered my slit with the other, rubbing my clit until i was wet. he started to groan, and i took his dick out my mouth, he came all over my big tits, then i tittyfucked him. he flipped me over on the bathroom floor, and ate me out, rubbing his tongue on my clit then when i started to writhe beneath his touch he stuck his tongue and 2 fingers in my pussy, i orgasmed, shaking all over, and he said my juices tasted like candy, he rolled me over again, kissing my neck as he lifted me up, he gently probed me, and i could feel him stretching me out, he thrust faster and i felt him cum,
The Urban Dictionary Mug
- Glossy ceramic, 11 oz
- Vivid artwork fused into the finish, not a vinyl decal
- Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Word on front, definition on back
- Approximately 3.8" tall
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
Got this for my dog
As a Jolology major, I love my new mug!
It was for a friends 70th b-day. When we order it, it was going to come 2 day after the party. But we were so excited it came 3 days before his party. It was a big hit. Thank you.
I gave it as a gift and the recipient loved it. No indication where it was made, so maybe USA? That would be really nice, if so.
I appreciated the email asking if the content was correct. Excellent quality and attention to detail. Thank you!
its an incredible mug! i would recommend purchasing this awesome product!
Damonism and #Stolen Valor Coffee Mug These coffee mugs are rugged, solid, high quality and keep the liquids hotter, longer. The definitions of both mugs are spot-on! I will definitely by more. Great work Urban Dictionary!
why is this a real thing? AND YA'LL ACTING LIKE IT'S NORMAL!?
I really like the mug, but I thought I had ordered the all pink one. What came was a white with a block of pink with "Fubar" written on it.
the only reason why i care about humanity this mug is the reason why i believe humanity deserves a second chance, even after they blaspheme my name. this mug is the greatest thing i've ever seen and i have ordered many of them. this mug replaces the holy grail. the bible should've told about the wonderful deeds of the mug and how it saved humanity from my wrath. alas, whilst the laws keep me from tampering with human minds and altering holy objects like the bible, i can only pass on my message: "spread the news and buy this mug!"
Its.. omg, its............. AMAZING AMAZING OMG ITS SOOO GOOD
A mug for your boyfriend Paul????? My boyfriend is not called Paul. I don't even have a boyfriend
Great mug... finally got my ""your mom gay lol" mug, I'm so happy
ariana grande mug omg this slays mah life
It was easy to correct grammar when necessary, and then to order a great gift for a member of a wedding party. Nice, simple, and sturdy mug.
with this we regain gods trust This mug changes my views of humanity. I think we may have a chance of not going extinct. Everyone should own this fantastic mug. Oh it's also has a nice handle.
Love that I got an Urban Dictionary word definition from someone I know! So much fun and great memory item!! 😊
I like it but it took a long time getting here
Very basic mug but does the trick!
The mug is of good quality but advertisement needs to change as the sample photo for ordering gives the customer an illusion that the entire mug is of that color ordered when it is not