Sex Story mug
This is a lesbian sex story: So I was at my friends birthday party and it was great and most of us got a bit drunk and left and it was just my friend (whos party i was at) and I left, heavily drunk and i saw some of the party games that i forgot to play. One of them was pin the tail on the donkey but i thought it would be funny if we used each other as the donkey so we did and every time we would hit each other directly and firmly on each others asses then squeeze tightly while the other one moaned. We took it in turns then we decided to turn around and now we would gently squeeze each others breasts every time and we again moaned until one time my friend put it just below my belly button and giggled. "It looks like you have a dick lol" she said so drunk me also laughed and then grabbed a strap on and put it on and pretended to be a guy and said "ooo my dick is so hardddd" and then my friend giggled and got down on her knees and said "mmm such a long and hard dick" then she started sucking it and even though i couldnt feel her it kinda felt quite nice if that makes sense? Anyway i started thrusting it into her mouth and we did this for like 10 minutes until she stopped and i said "If i had a dick id definitely let you suck it baby" then she replied with "well you have a pussy so whats the hold up?"
The Urban Dictionary Mug
- Glossy ceramic, 11 oz
- Vivid artwork fused into the finish, not a vinyl decal
- Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Word on front, definition on back
- Approximately 3.8" tall
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
Great mug... finally got my ""your mom gay lol" mug, I'm so happy
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It was easy to correct grammar when necessary, and then to order a great gift for a member of a wedding party. Nice, simple, and sturdy mug.
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Love that I got an Urban Dictionary word definition from someone I know! So much fun and great memory item!! 😊
I like it but it took a long time getting here
Very basic mug but does the trick!
The mug is of good quality but advertisement needs to change as the sample photo for ordering gives the customer an illusion that the entire mug is of that color ordered when it is not
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The fact you guys make custom mugs is the most hilarious yet smartest thing ever, thank you so much I'm definitely gonna collect these and chuckle at the crazy words/terms only I will understand the depth of! 😂
Nice, but I need the “Reservation Dogs” version of “Aho!”
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What is there to say? It's a mug, with a word in front and the definition in back. Nicely done!
This will be the perfect gift this winter! It even came in a nice little box. The mug seems to be of good quality. It was a bit pricy, got to be honest, but it’ll be very well received.
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