Sex Story
This is a lesbian sex story: So I was at my friends birthday party and it was great and most of us got a bit drunk and left and it was just my friend (whos party i was at) and I left, heavily drunk and i saw some of the party games that i forgot to play. One of them was pin the tail on the donkey but i thought it would be funny if we used each other as the donkey so we did and every time we would hit each other directly and firmly on each others asses then squeeze tightly while the other one moaned. We took it in turns then we decided to turn around and now we would gently squeeze each others breasts every time and we again moaned until one time my friend put it just below my belly button and giggled. "It looks like you have a dick lol" she said so drunk me also laughed and then grabbed a strap on and put it on and pretended to be a guy and said "ooo my dick is so hardddd" and then my friend giggled and got down on her knees and said "mmm such a long and hard dick" then she started sucking it and even though i couldnt feel her it kinda felt quite nice if that makes sense? Anyway i started thrusting it into her mouth and we did this for like 10 minutes until she stopped and i said "If i had a dick id definitely let you suck it baby" then she replied with "well you have a pussy so whats the hold up?"
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