Sex Story mug
An erotic story involving sex. At Blaire's high school the student government hosted a game of hide and seek every year as something fun to do. This was Blaire's second year of high school, so she has only done this once before. There was one rule to this hide and seek game though, and it was you cannot seek in the bathroom of the opposite gender. Last year Blaire could not use this to her advantage due to the seeker being also female, but this year the seeker was male, which means she could hide in the girl's bathroom and the seeker would not be able to find her. The announcements rang through the school saying "The seeker will begin seeking in 5 minutes." A 5 minute timer then started to count down. Blaire was ready. She ran across the school to the girls bathroom and hid as she let out a sigh. She heard a noise from one of the stalls. "There must be somebody else with the same idea as me." Thought Blaire. Suddenly the stall came swinging open to reveal her crush-Kevin. "I'm hiding here so I can win." Said Kevin. Blaire's heart gave a flutter as she thought about how awesome it was to be stuck in a room with her crush. The announcements declared the game had begun. Blaire and Kevin looked at each other , and thought about how this was going to turn out. Kevin also had a crush on Blaire. As they sat next to each other on the sink Blaire ran he hand up Kevin's thigh, pushing his basketball shorts up his leg. Kevin realized they had similar feelings for each other.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
- Glossy ceramic, 11 oz
- Vivid artwork fused into the finish, not a vinyl decal
- Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Word on front, definition on back
- Approximately 3.8" tall
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
Customer Reviews
Very basic mug but does the trick!
The mug is of good quality but advertisement needs to change as the sample photo for ordering gives the customer an illusion that the entire mug is of that color ordered when it is not
muffinism mug very bold mug i love it u should buy one
Oof oof this mug gives me life every single day. i have no other reason to wake up in the morning. also this website is the only thing that's ever loved me.
The fact you guys make custom mugs is the most hilarious yet smartest thing ever, thank you so much I'm definitely gonna collect these and chuckle at the crazy words/terms only I will understand the depth of! 😂
Nice, but I need the “Reservation Dogs” version of “Aho!”
The mug is a gift for our Fantasy Football league winner…or loser. I'm not sure yet; it's a bit of a spoof that will be disclosed on Thanksgiving.
Love it just like your ranking to be noticed at 4 to stabilize with bots at 5 but looks real
Perfect Mug My CPacket mug arrived perfectly with the definition of that skid
My real first name is Ancil and I must say this is by far the greatest thing I have ever seen in my life and I love you all.
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What is there to say? It's a mug, with a word in front and the definition in back. Nicely done!
This will be the perfect gift this winter! It even came in a nice little box. The mug seems to be of good quality. It was a bit pricy, got to be honest, but it’ll be very well received.
Deathless but probably comatose verse This cup is a beautiful mug From which I am happy to chug while engaging in jomo (the obverse of fomo), and pulling the ol' cyber plug.
The mug is just the right size, and the graphics are awesome!
This mug... this mug gave me a feeling that I can only describe as pure euphoria. The 'MRI - Man's a Real Idiot' mug is truly a gift from above. I cannot express how happy I am with it. When it arrived at my front door, it was a moment of epiphany for myself. My eyes were opened. I understood what was missing in my life... and it was that very mug. Whoever created it is truly gifted. I bless them. You too could purchase it, although the price may seem high at first, for what it is, it is the greatest deal one could ever make.
Would have like the entire cup with purple color. Not just the part with the slogan. It's a nice cup!
Wow! Outstanding mug! I strive to be swoogish one day
It was fantastic very good quality.
Was purchased as a gift . Very well received . Easy ordering . Arrived earlier than predicted.excellent quality. Would recommend to friends and family and will definitely order again in the future.