Sex story mug
Here’s a story about sex that’s actually really hot and that’s not fucking trash like most other sex stories on urban dictionary. Lily’s best friend, Valentina was going to come over in 5 minutes. Lily was quite horny, though. She wished this feeling would go away. Lily lay on her bed, nearly steaming hot, and sweating, nearly moaning at the thought of being fucked. She was so lost in the feeling, that when she heard the doorbell ring she was quite startled. She quickly hobbled down the stairs and opened the door to see her friend, Valentina. Lily instantly started blushing. Valentina looked really sexy. Lily instantly pulled Valentina in for a kiss. They let their tongues swirl around and dance with each other, and Lily let out a soft moan. They both knew what was next. Valentina put Lily down on the couch and started undressing her. Valentina gasped in delight as she stared at Lily’s body. Lily’s breasts were very big, perky and round. Valentina immediately lowered her head into Lily’s breast, rolling around her sensitive buds in her mouth. Lily let a series of moans escape her mouth as Valentina sucked on her breasts. Then, Valentina lowered her head down to start eating Lily’s pussy. She swirled her tongue around her gummy walls, making Lily let out series of moans, growing louder and louder. “AHH! I think i’m gonna cum!” Lily shouted. Lily came into Valentina’s mouth.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
- Glossy ceramic, 11 oz
- Vivid artwork fused into the finish, not a vinyl decal
- Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Word on front, definition on back
- Approximately 3.8" tall
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
Great mug... finally got my ""your mom gay lol" mug, I'm so happy
ariana grande mug omg this slays mah life
It was easy to correct grammar when necessary, and then to order a great gift for a member of a wedding party. Nice, simple, and sturdy mug.
with this we regain gods trust This mug changes my views of humanity. I think we may have a chance of not going extinct. Everyone should own this fantastic mug. Oh it's also has a nice handle.
Love that I got an Urban Dictionary word definition from someone I know! So much fun and great memory item!! 😊
I like it but it took a long time getting here
Very basic mug but does the trick!
The mug is of good quality but advertisement needs to change as the sample photo for ordering gives the customer an illusion that the entire mug is of that color ordered when it is not
muffinism mug very bold mug i love it u should buy one
Oof oof this mug gives me life every single day. i have no other reason to wake up in the morning. also this website is the only thing that's ever loved me.
The fact you guys make custom mugs is the most hilarious yet smartest thing ever, thank you so much I'm definitely gonna collect these and chuckle at the crazy words/terms only I will understand the depth of! 😂
Nice, but I need the “Reservation Dogs” version of “Aho!”
The mug is a gift for our Fantasy Football league winner…or loser. I'm not sure yet; it's a bit of a spoof that will be disclosed on Thanksgiving.
Love it just like your ranking to be noticed at 4 to stabilize with bots at 5 but looks real
Perfect Mug My CPacket mug arrived perfectly with the definition of that skid
My real first name is Ancil and I must say this is by far the greatest thing I have ever seen in my life and I love you all.
YOIT Ligma balls bitch. YOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTT
What is there to say? It's a mug, with a word in front and the definition in back. Nicely done!
This will be the perfect gift this winter! It even came in a nice little box. The mug seems to be of good quality. It was a bit pricy, got to be honest, but it’ll be very well received.
Deathless but probably comatose verse This cup is a beautiful mug From which I am happy to chug while engaging in jomo (the obverse of fomo), and pulling the ol' cyber plug.