Sex story
Here’s a story about sex that’s actually really hot and that’s not fucking trash like most other sex stories on urban dictionary. Lily’s best friend, Valentina was going to come over in 5 minutes. Lily was quite horny, though. She wished this feeling would go away. Lily lay on her bed, nearly steaming hot, and sweating, nearly moaning at the thought of being fucked. She was so lost in the feeling, that when she heard the doorbell ring she was quite startled. She quickly hobbled down the stairs and opened the door to see her friend, Valentina. Lily instantly started blushing. Valentina looked really sexy. Lily instantly pulled Valentina in for a kiss. They let their tongues swirl around and dance with each other, and Lily let out a soft moan. They both knew what was next. Valentina put Lily down on the couch and started undressing her. Valentina gasped in delight as she stared at Lily’s body. Lily’s breasts were very big, perky and round. Valentina immediately lowered her head into Lily’s breast, rolling around her sensitive buds in her mouth. Lily let a series of moans escape her mouth as Valentina sucked on her breasts. Then, Valentina lowered her head down to start eating Lily’s pussy. She swirled her tongue around her gummy walls, making Lily let out series of moans, growing louder and louder. “AHH! I think i’m gonna cum!” Lily shouted. Lily came into Valentina’s mouth.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
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these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
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Great quality, although a high price for a mug! Printed really nicely and came out really well. $30 worth the laugh.
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gave it to my mom, she was proud. (shes dead)
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