sex story mug
Tony and i have had feelings for each other for a while now but he had a girlfriend. one day when tonys mom and dad were on a business trip me and tony were hanging out. his girlfriend didn't like me very much but i didnt care. we were watching tv in his room. i paused the tv and got on top of him. he asked me "what are you doing" "you'll see" i said. i started kissing him. he kissed me back. i took off his shirt and pants and boxers. i started kissing his neck making my way down to his crotch. i started to give him a blowjob. i deep throated him. he put his hand on the back of my head and started telling me all the things he was gonna do to me. soon enough he cummed in my mouth. i sat up and swallowed it all. he put me on my back and reached for a condom. "no i like it raw ;)" i said. he smiled and started to suck my tits. he then thrusted his 9" cock into my throbbing pussy. i moaned with pleasure. every time i moaned he fucked me harder. ten minutes later we switched positions. i was on top of him riding him. we both moaned. i felt him cum in my ass. we fucked for and hour then we fell asleep butt ass naked spooning with his hands on my boobs. it was the best night ever. i didnt have anything against tonys girlfriend but she was always mean to me so i was just glad that i fucked that sluts boyfriend.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
- Glossy ceramic, 11 oz
- Vivid artwork fused into the finish, not a vinyl decal
- Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Word on front, definition on back
- Approximately 3.8" tall
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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It was easy to correct grammar when necessary, and then to order a great gift for a member of a wedding party. Nice, simple, and sturdy mug.
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Love that I got an Urban Dictionary word definition from someone I know! So much fun and great memory item!! 😊
I like it but it took a long time getting here
Very basic mug but does the trick!
The mug is of good quality but advertisement needs to change as the sample photo for ordering gives the customer an illusion that the entire mug is of that color ordered when it is not
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This will be the perfect gift this winter! It even came in a nice little box. The mug seems to be of good quality. It was a bit pricy, got to be honest, but it’ll be very well received.