Sex
I was having the worst day at work and I was just happy to be going home. I opened my front door and my saw my boyfriend Tom sitting on the sofa. "Hey Claire" He says. "You look upset....Whats Wrong" I sigh and say "Bad day at work." He grins and says I can fix that" He pulls of his shirt and pulls me down on the sofa. We start to make-out and I get so excited I shove my hand down the front of his pants. He gasps and pulls of my shirt and bra. He stops kissing me and sucks my tits. By now I'm so horny I pull of his pants and we start to make-out some more. I love the feel of his tongue in my mouth. He pulls off my pants and stares in surprise. I never wear panties but he didn't know that till now. He pulls off his boxers and I give him the best blow job ever. I make sure to swallow all his cum. He shivers with pleasure. I climb up on top of him and sit on his hips. He guides his penis inside of me and I start to bounce up and down. Having him inside of me feels amazing. I continue to bounce up and down as he reaches up and rubs my boobs. Suddenly I feel him flutter my g-spot. I don't want him to stop, so i say "Tom, baby, don't stop!" So he doesn't. He flips me over and lays on me, and starts pumping. Then he hits my g-spot and I scream from the major orgasm. He continues to pump harder and faster. It was the best sex ever!
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Urban Dictionary. Mixes truth with lies. Keeps a record. Thanks for the truthful parts, bro. 🙏💪✝️
I wish I had this mug I SOOOO wish I had this mug! I never find anything that has my name on it unless I have it custom made. I'm actually quite surprised that 'Lani' is on the Urban Dictionary... And the definition is pretty accurate ;)
really awesome mug I gave this mug as a secret Santa gift and and my cousin still uses it to this day. It is truly a awesome mug and it deserves 5 stars.
i shit in it
I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
i love it. my friend loved it. yay. now i'm happy and not depressed anymore.
You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Quick delivery, easy ordering, unique and special gift!
My coach loves it. I gave this to my coach and she was over the moon. Ever been hugged by an Olympic gold medalist?
Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!
Arrived speedily and exactly as pictured.
I LOVE GETTING THE FUCKING MUG
The wife absolutely loved it for her birthday
it was the best and it was so worth the 10000000000 dollars
Can we really send one to Trump? That's where mine is going. Anyone who gets it will see it as a compliment, I'm sure. Love my mug and love that new "urban dictionary" term: Celebritrash. It'll be in the mainstream dictionaries next week.
My friend saw the message on the cup ordered at a mutual friends house. We think it’s hilarious so had to put it on a coffee cup. Funny, great Christmas present. If she can’t use in public she can always use at home for pens and pencils on her desk!
Bought the "Bump Down" mug for my boyfriend, he thought it was the greatest and couldn't believe I'd actually found something with the phrase on it!
Great mug but i can't manage to get it out of my asshole again
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