Sex Mug
We were just in the bed chilling. Then it happend. He slowly pulled my dress off and pulled my bra off. He got changed into a blue robe but was naked behind it. He picked me up (still with my thongs on) and layed me down on the sofa. He got some oil and rubbed it on me. "Ahhhh" I screamed. He pulled my thongs off and squeezed me boobs. As he was doing that, I was sucking his dick. Mmmm so good. He started to suck in my nipples. He started to rub my pussy. He grabbed my ass and picked me up. My legs were around him. Tight. He moved his waist in and out, in and out until he couldn't hold it. He cummed. SO GOOD. he picky my pussy and twisted his tounge while doing it. I could feel his wet tounge in it. So deep but so nice. He then got his thumbs and oped my pussy wide open with his hands. He stuck his tounge so deep that it was the whole of his tounge. My turn! I crept on my knees and started to lick. Then it was to sucking. Then it was pushing it down my throat. (Not really but it felt like that lol)
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.