scree-fise Mug
Started as a typo long ago on an obscure mailing list, the 'scree-fise' have developed into a modern myth. Scree-fise are an invading alien race. To survive, they need certain human body parts, most notably, kidneys and eyes. Corpses are often found missing these body parts. Scree-fise reproduce by laying a parasite into a host, which takes over the host and turns it into an adult scree-fise. This takes time, however; within one month, the parasite can be removed by simply kicking the parasite sharply. After one month but before three months, the parasite may be removed with surgery, and with lasting side-effects similar to Type I diabetes. The parasite is unremovable after three months. Scree-fise also have a 'lig form, which is a eight-full tall killing machine with a mouth full of razor sharp teeth. It is believed that changing from normal adult to 'lig form is irreversable; other forms (such as piscine or centipedal) are rumored but not confirmed. Scree-fise biology is suspectable to an indiverse number of acids and other compounds; luckily, these are concentrated in a good strong mango tea. In fact, if frequently drunk, the scree-fise will not be interested in you as a victim, for it makes your system dangerous for consumption or egg laying. Unfortunately for humanity, the Scree-Fise have had enough time to insinuate theirselves in positions of power, such as CEOs of media corporations and political bigwigs. They are using this to hide the fact of their existance, and their movements are for now unknown to humanity at large. Scree-fise have also been featured in Omlevex Comics.
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Customer Reviews
Got as a gift for a friend and he loved it and thought it was really funny. Great quality and very strong feeling build.
Great mug. Super customer service!
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If you buy these mugs. You are a giga chad
They managed to squeeze the (edited down) definition onto the side of the mug in its entirety, so no complaints! Was worried it was going to cut off in the middle of a word or something.
The definition really makes it
Very prompt order fulfillment, and all the messaging was perfect!! Looks great! Thank you!
THIS MUG IS AMAZING!!
Love my mug! Everything looks perfect.
Just wonderful thanks
I am so thrilled that I found a mug with the exact sentiments I was looking for. This will be great in the future for birthday and xmas gifts.
I Like This Mug because im thicc and therefor this mug is thicc
Ok These mugs are really easy presents for the people you love i would find the best example of them and then buy and mug and give it to them as a present So simple
This mug is perfect! High quality product
My Aiden mug is awesome
This item was ordered as a gift, so you can imagine how happy I was to see it arrive in a box. Not only was it true to order in color and wording but was also without holes and held a strong cup of tea. However, I would not recommend green tea for this mug, or any mug for that matter as I prefer black teas. Emiyah will love it once she decides to return from France bringing her awesome hair and her kind heart and maybe some macaroons. I will put it to use until then and think of her fondly.
One word Respect ✊
I want to buy all the random word mugs in the world from you all 🙏🏻
Perfect way to start my day!
Ok it’s a mug drink from it act edgy with it who cares