Scotland, Ontario
Scotland, Ontario (a.k.a The Land of Opportunity) is one of those quaint little towns outside of Toronto that nobody cares about like Burford or Harley, but don't get Scotland and Burford mixed up cuz we Scotlanders are nothing like the kids from that dirt hole! No, Scotland is miles above Burford, and in the heart of the city is our pride and joy...... DUKES variety store/LCBO/Pizzeria, where all of your wildest dreams can come true. It is your one stop shop for everything from a bag of chips, to a carton of eggs for your bastard neighbours house, and also if your lonely, you might be able to strike up a deal with the cashier in order to go to the back room and choose from the wide selection of erotic pornographic films. Some of the attractions in Scotland are for the prime biking spots all around, in fact if you are a kid in Scotland and do not bike around in one of the various biking gangs around town you may get your balls hacked off. The two main things kids do around Scotland when the sun goes down is, smoke a big bowl of weed behind Harry's tiny ass restaurant/bar and go eggin'. Soooo, thats life in the isolated town of Scotland for the poor deprived child born and raised here, cuz once your in you dont have a shot in hell of gettin out. Scotland: The best damn town in the whole world. Just jokes Scotlands a shit hole, no different from the rest of the hick towns of Ontario.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I spent the money and directly sent this to be the pettest person ever to a person who was doing this to me. It was awesome
It’s a sturdy ceramic mug. A little pricey, IMO, but I really wanted this definition on a mug. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Just what is needed for someone’s desk during the pandemic and beyond when they have to “MacGuyver” to make things happen.
Best purchase of my life, it's all downhill from here!
The Urban Dictionary offers one-of-a-kind products in its Coffee Mugs if you want to purchase something interesting. A bit off-center and not the norm. This is the place to be. Customer service is responsive to your query when asking a question. All Good.
Bought the mug, Holds up like a charm!! I was "Botello'd" by my wife so I think its fitting
Bought the mug. Holds up like a charm. I got "Botello'd" by my wife. Makes me feel nice.
Just as described. A fun line of products. Have already ordered others. Thanks!
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Loved how fast this arrived! Fun blast from the past... Dana Hills Dolphins!
It shows exactly what I want!!
its an alright mug. its moderate. mid. not the best. not the worst. pretty normal. if it was the weather it would be 50 degrees F. something so unexperiencing and experiencing at the same time. if it was on a number line, it would be in the center. i rate it a 5/10.
I can't believe my name became a meme. I love this mug.
Got a Fratz at home Love this mug. Fratz means kinda perky darling in my language, and since my darling loves to fratz when I'm around (that's indeed often) this is THE perfect gift for her.
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I Really enjoyed to color options and the mug is made of very good material and i will be buy much more in the near future these mugs are the absolute best
Jana loves her mug. Drinks from it everyday and counites to inspire her. Thank you so much for this gift
Best mug ever!
this is actually a good mug
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