Sam
The most incredible best friend, boyfriend and individual in the world. He is one person that will change your life forever as he walks into it and he is always willing to always put you first no matter what. You can always trust Sam, he will never let you down. Sam is perfect, both inside and out. He has the most gorgeous, brown eyes that even if you just catch a glimpse you instantly get lost in them. His cute, adorable smile makes you feel so happy, safe and secure whenever you see it. He has the hottest body and he gives the best hugs and kisses. It’s crazy how he is so adorable, cute, hot and sexy all at the same time! But most importantly Sam is so pure, truthful and caring. He is so intelligent and he has the best sense of humor, Sam can always put a smile on your face even when that’s the last thing you want to do. He has the biggest heart that is filled with everlasting love and he is the sweetest, kindest and most genuine guy in the world. He is always on your mind, every second of the day and you just can’t stop thinking about how perfect he is but you wouldn’t have it any other way and Sam will never understand how much you love him. He is the reason that you appreciate everyday, he is the reason you live, laugh and love. Sam is your only reason for everything you do. You can’t help but adore and love him with all your heart. Nobody deserves a Sam, however, if you are ever lucky enough to ever get one, never let him go.
The Urban Dictionary Mug

I can pass away peacefully. This mug is everything I’ve ever needed and more. Fat thank you, Urban Dictionary. <3

I was really excited to receive this mug and when it did come it was perfect quality. My only complaint is that the color I choose was green teal but it came in yellow.
As always, easy to order and not-too-long of a wait for the finished product to arrive. It’s well-printed, and very sturdy. A great gag present for wedding party members.
The mug , color and saying are perfect! PMEO is what I say at work everyday. It has become a favorite saying for my coworkers when things go haywire!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Love it! It is my favorite mug. Easy to hold because of its shape and weight. Now my go-to mug.
My wife is truly beautiful and this cup was perfect for her.
Awesome mugs! My GF laughed her ass off, lol!!!
t-this mug changed my life. At first i was a loner but then i bought this mug and i became HIM. I thank this mug everyday for its blessings
Cute, good quality, *****!
Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
Best mug i have ever purchased! Subscribe
I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com

"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
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