Rules of music theory mug
1) First rules of // you do not talk about //. 2) When in doubt, it's minor. 2.5) Minors do not exist (refer to rule 3) 3) When you think it's minor, it's major 4) When it's diminished, you know that world is over. 5) Do NOT socialize with the principal during // mod 5.1) The principal does not exist 5.2) // mod does not exist 5.3) The limit does not exist 6) No mean girls references allowed in // 7) When it beeps you always haul it back 8) Everything is written in code 8.1) Figured bass symbols 9) You do not speak of those who do not exist 9.1) The adorable // player behind us does not exist 9.2) You do not talk near/about/to the non-existent. 10) I just had sex with the Jonas Brothers on Friday Friday Friday. 11) Always go for the younger one. 11.1) Usually the infant is best 11.12) In the nonexistent // world, sex with infants is practical and acceptable. 12) Coffee from the teacher's lounge (which does not exist) is better black. 12.1) Once you're black you can't go back. 13) //, which we do not speak of, is best taught by the black. 13.1) No racial. 13.2) Fiery black men apparently like to watch a lot of porn. 13.21) Never pick up a black man's sweatshirt. 13.211)or look on his computer 13.2111) ever. 13.3) Theory does not exist 13.31) Second rule of theory, Always talk about theory.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
- Glossy ceramic, 11 oz
- Vivid artwork fused into the finish, not a vinyl decal
- Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Word on front, definition on back
- Approximately 3.8" tall
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
why is this a real thing? AND YA'LL ACTING LIKE IT'S NORMAL!?
I really like the mug, but I thought I had ordered the all pink one. What came was a white with a block of pink with "Fubar" written on it.
the only reason why i care about humanity this mug is the reason why i believe humanity deserves a second chance, even after they blaspheme my name. this mug is the greatest thing i've ever seen and i have ordered many of them. this mug replaces the holy grail. the bible should've told about the wonderful deeds of the mug and how it saved humanity from my wrath. alas, whilst the laws keep me from tampering with human minds and altering holy objects like the bible, i can only pass on my message: "spread the news and buy this mug!"
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A mug for your boyfriend Paul????? My boyfriend is not called Paul. I don't even have a boyfriend
Great mug... finally got my ""your mom gay lol" mug, I'm so happy
ariana grande mug omg this slays mah life
It was easy to correct grammar when necessary, and then to order a great gift for a member of a wedding party. Nice, simple, and sturdy mug.
with this we regain gods trust This mug changes my views of humanity. I think we may have a chance of not going extinct. Everyone should own this fantastic mug. Oh it's also has a nice handle.
Love that I got an Urban Dictionary word definition from someone I know! So much fun and great memory item!! 😊
I like it but it took a long time getting here
Very basic mug but does the trick!
The mug is of good quality but advertisement needs to change as the sample photo for ordering gives the customer an illusion that the entire mug is of that color ordered when it is not
muffinism mug very bold mug i love it u should buy one
Oof oof this mug gives me life every single day. i have no other reason to wake up in the morning. also this website is the only thing that's ever loved me.
The fact you guys make custom mugs is the most hilarious yet smartest thing ever, thank you so much I'm definitely gonna collect these and chuckle at the crazy words/terms only I will understand the depth of! 😂
Nice, but I need the “Reservation Dogs” version of “Aho!”
The mug is a gift for our Fantasy Football league winner…or loser. I'm not sure yet; it's a bit of a spoof that will be disclosed on Thanksgiving.
Love it just like your ranking to be noticed at 4 to stabilize with bots at 5 but looks real
Perfect Mug My CPacket mug arrived perfectly with the definition of that skid