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Roswell Atomic Iron Smelter Mug

A very sexual act that is only performed by lesbians. You first have you and your partner to take 3 kilograms each of cocaine 12 hours before the act. Once done you must obtain an industrial size iron ore smelter powered by uranium. Next both girls should defecate into a nuclear waste container filled with plutonium 239 and 100 sticks of TNT in a lead container with a fuse on the outside. They then should prepare a funnel just large enough for a dildo to fit through. Once the faeces have covered the plutonium you then should proceed to take some M&M's covered in petrol. Combine the radioactive plutonium faeces and petrol covered M&M's in a large plastic bucket. Begin the act by inserting 3 large pieces of iron ore into the smelter and turning it to full. Soak the dildo in arsenic and insert strap end into vagina. The funnel should then be stuffed with some of the radioactive plutonium faeces with petrol soaked M&M's. Begin by inserting funnel into the receivers anus. Then the two should jump into the iron ore smelter when the iron has completely melted. The other person with the dildo should fuck the other persons anus with the funnel in it. The lead container with the TNT should have the fuse lighted and thrown into the smelter. Then a B2 stealth bomber should fly overhead and drop 2 nuclear warheads onto the smelter while the dildo and M&M's combust along with the TNT at the same time as the nuclear warheads drop onto the smelter.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Printed on-demand just for you
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
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My friend was going through a tough time and this mug really cheered her up! It was the perfect gift.

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Got as a gift for a friend and he loved it and thought it was really funny. Great quality and very strong feeling build.

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They managed to squeeze the (edited down) definition onto the side of the mug in its entirety, so no complaints! Was worried it was going to cut off in the middle of a word or something.

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Very prompt order fulfillment, and all the messaging was perfect!! Looks great! Thank you!

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I am so thrilled that I found a mug with the exact sentiments I was looking for. This will be great in the future for birthday and xmas gifts.

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