rhode island girl mug

here's a little follow up on the rhode island girl definition i wrote earlier. i left out some stuff (im bumble bee x) rhode island girls are the best. we're not cheap sluts or whores - we're pretty awesome kickass chicks. we're either irish or italian - sometimes we're both. we have sand in our hair, coffee milk in our hands, a fake id in our bag (not that we need one anyway .. cause the bouncer always lets us in) and there might be a tatoo somewhere on us that we got on federal hill. we go clubbing with the family ("i know a guy"), and our brothers and cousins will beat your ass if you mess with us. you know, we might just beat your ass ourselves. we live for hockey. we've been raised to be the best. and you what - we are. we drive fast and we walk slow. we're fearless. and yes - that is a mercedes i drive. i got my rims on federal hill. we throw mean punches. we're smart. we're gorgeous. we like politics and speaking our mind. sometimes - we just wanna party. nobody intimidates us - we intimidate them. no, we dont talk like we're from boston - we talk like we're from rhode island. cant understand us ? fuck you ! "bubbla" does not mean "bubbly." garlic - becomes 'gaaalic.' the day that comes afta friday is not saturday its "sad-day." you dont drive a car - you drive a "ka." we cook a lot. we live for the beach. we've got sand in our toes. our state is still run by the mob - and we like it that way. we are proud to say that we own things that 'fell off the back of the truck.' you say our state is corrupted ? fuck no - its normal. we arent afraid to throw some douche bag in the river at providence or shove you off a dock in newport. we brave the cobblestone streets of providence in heels. we party it up in hell. the phrase 'mother fucker' is used a whole damn lot. but of course itll be said as 'motha fucka.' we are proud to say that we know a guy. our uncles are cops, our dads run the government and the hill, our moms cook a whole lotta shit, we party with our brothers and cousins, the same brothers and cousins will beat your ass, we're like jersey girls - only better, my cousins can sell you rims, and you can party with me. we are rhode island girls - and we're damn proud of it.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

  • Glossy ceramic, 11 oz
  • Vivid artwork fused into the finish, not a vinyl decal
  • Microwave and dishwasher safe
  • Word on front, definition on back
  • Approximately 3.8" tall
  • Every order personally reviewed
  • Returns & defect-free guarantee

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A mug for your boyfriend Paul????? My boyfriend is not called Paul. I don't even have a boyfriend

Yolanda Linares Sep 19

Great mug... finally got my ""your mom gay lol" mug, I'm so happy

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It was easy to correct grammar when necessary, and then to order a great gift for a member of a wedding party. Nice, simple, and sturdy mug.

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with this we regain gods trust This mug changes my views of humanity. I think we may have a chance of not going extinct. Everyone should own this fantastic mug. Oh it's also has a nice handle.

Yeet Skeet Sep 17

Love that I got an Urban Dictionary word definition from someone I know! So much fun and great memory item!! 😊

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I like it but it took a long time getting here

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Very basic mug but does the trick!

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The mug is of good quality but advertisement needs to change as the sample photo for ordering gives the customer an illusion that the entire mug is of that color ordered when it is not

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muffinism mug very bold mug i love it u should buy one

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Oof oof this mug gives me life every single day. i have no other reason to wake up in the morning. also this website is the only thing that's ever loved me.

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Review by Jada D.

The fact you guys make custom mugs is the most hilarious yet smartest thing ever, thank you so much I'm definitely gonna collect these and chuckle at the crazy words/terms only I will understand the depth of! 😂

Jada D. Sep 10
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Nice, but I need the “Reservation Dogs” version of “Aho!”

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The mug is a gift for our Fantasy Football league winner…or loser. I'm not sure yet; it's a bit of a spoof that will be disclosed on Thanksgiving.

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Review by Stephanie K.

Love it just like your ranking to be noticed at 4 to stabilize with bots at 5 but looks real

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Perfect Mug My CPacket mug arrived perfectly with the definition of that skid

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My real first name is Ancil and I must say this is by far the greatest thing I have ever seen in my life and I love you all.

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What is there to say? It's a mug, with a word in front and the definition in back. Nicely done!

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Review by Adrienne D.

This will be the perfect gift this winter! It even came in a nice little box. The mug seems to be of good quality. It was a bit pricy, got to be honest, but it’ll be very well received.

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