Rhett Mug

When we think of legends from history, who do we think of? George Washington, Akbar the Great, The Rock, and most importantly, Rhett McGrath. This simple, muscular boy is significant to almost every event that can be analyzed in history. But how can this be? Boys cannot exist for all of history. There can only be one explanation. Rhett McGrath is simply a pile of muscles that gets a new brain in order to live forever. Although he may look the same and sound the same, he is actually a different reincarnation of Rhett that does things his own way. Currently, we are on the 69,420th iteration of Rhett, and this one is relatively stupid and chaotic. But those before him made great contributions to important events in history. Rhett the 69th led the attack of the cavemen. Rhett the 420th, was the leader of America for a short time before George Washington came and committed acts of violence. But this current Rhett is the most powerful of them all. In his own words, he “has to carry a snorkel around because he is drowning in babes”. These so-called babes give him the power to do the unthinkable. Each babe he collects is like an infinity stone. And if he collects 80085 of them, he will become the supreme leader of the earth. Each incarnation of Rhett has attempted this feat with their muscular body and their enchanting physique, but only this Rhett truly has the power and determination to rule them all. Will he succeed? Only time will tell.