Reid Almeida Mug
Reid Almeida (born sometime in the 2010s, probably) is an internationally unknown child actor best known for his impressive ability to cry on cue and his talent for stealing every scene—sometimes literally, by swiping props off the set. Though his IMDb page remains mysteriously blank, insiders claim he’s been cast in several major films, only to be replaced last minute due to “artistic differences” (which may or may not involve an incident with a juice box and a director’s chair, Almeida’s big break came when he landed the role of “Boy Who Drops Ice Cream” in a national commercial, a performance critics described as “deeply relatable” and “surprisingly tragic.” where he played “Timmy #3” after the first two Timmy actors mysteriously quit. His time on the show was short-lived, as he was written out following an on-set prank involving a whoopee cushion and the show’s producer, who allegedly did not find it amusing When not on set, Almeida enjoys avoiding homework, perfecting his “dramatic sigh,” and reminding people that he “almost worked with The Rock.” He is rumored to have a pet turtle named Leonardo DiCaprio (no relation). While some question whether Reid Almeida is a real child actor or just an urban legend passed around by casting agents, one thing is certain: if there’s a role for a kid with great comedic timing and an excellent fake sneeze, he’s ready for the audition.
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Customer Reviews
this is my new piss mug
Cool
I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.