Rachel aka queen Mug
Beautiful, smart, determined, caring, authentic, passionate, funny, sweet, kind, motivated, hard working, sexy, absolute catch. Someone you could meet for a simple cup of a coffee 122 days ago and not know it would be the women you feel like you've been waiting years for. Once she becomes a significant part of your life, you don't want to picture the rest of yours without her. Someone who makes you feel good about yourself, always.. and loved, always. Someone you can't help but think about immediately after waking up. Someone you can't help but think about throughout your day, no matter how long it is, or what you're doing or how busy you are, you're always thinking about her, and hoping and wishing she is happy and healthy and safe and is having a good day. It's exhausting, but worth it ;) ... Someone you can immediately say goodbye to after hanging out with and legitimately can't wait to see again. Today is our anniversary, and although it may only be a few months it's still significant to me because of how long it's been since I've been able to have an anniversary with somebody, and for a while there i couldn't picture it, and now that we have that, I love it. I just love and appreciate you baby ❤️
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
FUCK YEAAAAAAAA! MUUUUGZ WOOOOOO
Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!