R.H.I.A.N. Mug
R.H.I.A.N. Stands for Really Heavy Inept Ariel Nonsense. The name originates from the period of European Witch hunts between the years of 1480 to 1700 and was given to those who were considered the most nefarious of witches. It has long since been believed that those given the name R.H.I.A.N. are indeed themselves, descendants of the mythological gorgon Medusa whose stare could turn all those who looked at her into stone. Whilst the 21st Century version of a R.H.I.A.N. is not quite as deadly, looking at one in the eyes still remains a severe health hazard. Common symptoms of 'R.H.I.A.N. poisoning' include swollen/stinging eyes and projectile vomiting as well as a form of neurosis that gives the victim an impulse to self-harm. R.H.I.A.N.'s are identifiable most prominently by their tribal markings that are commonly located on the lower back as well as their resemblance to a variety of farm yard animals due to centuries of ancestral cross and inter-breeding. (For example, Susan Boyle bred with a pot-bellied pig would give an accurate perception of what a R.H.I.A.N. is expected to look like.) Evidence of Witchcraft remaining within the R.H.I.A.N. gene-pool, other than the Medusa-like consequences of eye-contact would be the R.H.I.A.N.'s ability to contort her internal organs and bone structure (similar to that of a snake) to allow for excessive muscle mass and agility. This is demonstrated superbly by the R.H.I.A.N.'s keen racket-ball ability within a confined space despite its cumbersome size. The mental capacity of a R.H.I.A.N. is far inferior to that of the average human being as amply suggested by its poor vocal abilities and learning disabilities. This is further more stated by the primitive, yet distinguished mating ritual of a R.H.I.A.N. that is similar to that of the Latydropilus Amoeba which latches onto any living organism that shares a similar genetic fabric and produces its offspring without the organism's interaction. A typical R.H.I.A.N. can have up to 3 children children within the first two years of it entering mating age (age 9 onwards). Recent scientific investigation has given way to an implication that R.H.I.A.N.'s, not unlike Human-beings actually have emotions and suffer from loneliness which accounts for the McDonalds and Bus-stop companions to which gather around the R.H.I.A.N. in their flocks for a chance to mate with this profound creature (see chavs) and keep warm. The R.H.I.A.N.'s size has given reason to suggest that this attraction may not be on the chav's part, desperation at all, but a result of the R.H.I.A.N. having its own very strong gravitational field. Social reforms are currently being debating in Parliament as to whether or not allow for a " R.H.I.A.N. culling season " in the month of October every other year. This is been subject to much controversy over the recent discovery that R.H.I.A.N.'s may indeed feel and share emotions which would no longer class them as a form of multi-cellular bacteria.
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It is special to have a mug that has to do with my dad who invented a word when we were growing up. He passed away last year. Drinking from this mug is like spending time with him.
Quick turnaround time and good quality merchandise.
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I bought a Prone mug and i love it its so good imma prone to the bathroom now brb
This mug gives my life purpose. It's what I've always said. Patience is a virtue and hard work never betrays. Ever since I was born I've been struck with one misfortune after another, but today it all paid off. I got my own mug, and I use it anywhere and whenever I can! Both of my legs are shattered because to my wife threw me in the middle of traffic and my windpipe is messed up due to me screaming all the way from the crash site to the hospital thanks to the unbearable pain I was feeling. Although even with all that's happened this is still the best day of my life. I suppose the only problem I have is that whenever I happen to look at my cup I get a little too happy. That causes problems because my life support can't handle my exhilaration, haha! I'm just kidding; that was just a little lighthearted joke of mine. I actually cannot afford life support because I spent all of my life savings on this fine piece of pottery. Not to worry though! I can get through the pain with my will and drugs - I mean medication. P.S. There are definitely no ghosts in the mugs. Just wanted to point that out in case someone was worried about that.
I bought two mugs as gifts for coworkers and they were very pleased. The print was clear and concise. Hopefully they last a long time.
Ordered a gift for a friend I hope he likes it :)
Mug was well-packed when received. Shipping was timely. The mug was as advertised. Very nice.
BEST THING EVER. CUZ YK WHAT!!?!? IT. IS. A. MUG. WITH MY NAME. AND. A COOL DESCRIPTION. ON. IT. I LOVE IT.
Just what I expected! Thank you!
I bought this friggin thing thinking my whole life would change. Guess what? It still sucks! If this friggin thing can't change my life then I don't want it!
This is a great gift to give after our Urban Dictionary inclusion
It's perfect!! Thank you!
My Name is Walter Hardwell White, My Mug was sent to 308 Negra Aroyal Lane, AQ, New Mexico and arrived on-time and I am very satisfied. My "Glock Dookie" mug is great for my lab work, and my friend Pinkman loves it!
I love this cup! My now ex-husband loves his opioids more than life itself. He would constantly pass out dead to the world the only thing I would here was his death moans. I had to call an aid car for him so many time that I can't remember plus 2 or 3 times the doctors told me that if it wasn't for me, he would have died. Her abandoned me after I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer because I was of no use to him any longer. I have no clue now who must be the one that's obligated to save his life any longer. All I know is I'm free from him now. The only thing I'm waiting for is that he finally overdoses himself & he's dead. I am buying a cup to send to him for our divorce anniversary gift so he can keep it in memory of how he treated me.
I loved it! Excellent quality!
I received the mug as a gift from a friend with whom I exchange "Weekaversary" eMails. I love the concept but am wondering why "aniversary" is spelled with only one "n?"
Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway