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Derived from a British term for masturbation, a wank, a pwank can be used to describe a male that masturbates like a porn star. The act usually consists of a man standing over a female, penis in hand, ready to shoot his gentleman gel all over her contorted face. The act of pwanking is when the male can't go for the entirety of the act without being overly expressive. Pwanking can consist of a number of acts: 1. The male getting off over calling the woman all the profanities he can think of. 2. Groaning for the neighbours to hear. 3. Reveling in the moment to the extent that the woman thinks he has a buddy in the closet who will come out and high five him at any given moment. Pwanking originates from porn movies. Much like other events that take place in the average film, pwanking was thought not to exist away from the camera. The emergence of porn spin-offs of the popular site YouTube gave rise to amateurs and their emergence into the world of pwanking. The word does not incorporate the act of ejaculation. In this instance the person can be forgiven for getting lost in the moment.

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Printed on-demand just for you
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
Every order personally reviewed

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this is actually a good mug

hart j.Mar 3

Computerly good

Matthew P.Mar 3

It's excellent for memers from NSBHS who would like to have a good laugh every morning.

f u.Mar 3

It was a gift for my brother. He absolutely loves it

Charles E.Mar 2
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Very easy to order and mug was made and delivered promptly. Looks great.

Laura L.Mar 2
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Coffee cup was easy to order. It was made and delivered promptly. It looks terrific.

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Joseph B.Mar 1

wow it's amazing, the best mug i've ever had !!!! My wife left me but it's okay because i have my shark mug ! I just want to say thak's, thank's to the world, thank's to god and thank's for you. you made my day

Valian 7.Mar 1

The mug arrived on time and it was what I expected!

Fabio S.Mar 1
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danielFeb 28

Great idea. Nice mug and well proportioned

Manley P.Feb 27
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Im gay so love this mug

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RICK G.Feb 27
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Best Mug ever. I love having the definition for my favorite word on a stylish mug. -ShinobiScout

Scout S.Feb 26

It was hilarious and I loved it

Spencer W.Feb 25

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shit f.Feb 25

So funny and fun to share. Great gift

Michelle B.Feb 25
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Haun C.Feb 25

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